[SuperJon]

[TylerBakersGonnaBGreat]

"Uhhhhhh Honestly, Richie McKay and Tyler Baker Scare me... Im not going to lie, and yes Im leaving my Wife in SC, Thank the Lord"



OR




"Ive had a Change of Heart, Im headed back to rock hill in the morning"

[olldflame]

Yes, this is the color of my face during press conferences. Once the season starts it's more like this

[flameshaw]

"Look at those people out there, they really think I'm going to take their silly job. I can't wait to get on the plane to Charlotte, so I can start crying without anyone seeing me and start working on my Whiticha State resignation speech."

"Greg Who"?

[SumItUp]

It's the money baby. WU should have offered me a cool million after the season that I orchestrated this year. Any other AD would be doing cartwheels to keep a coach like me.

[TallyW]

"We gotta do something about that stupid Mascot you guys got around here... any chance we can become the eagles?"


That has to be the dumbest mascot in sports...

When it came time to bring the name to life, students created WuShock — a big, bad, muscle-bound bundle of wheat — whose name was derived from a period in time when the university was simply known as Wichita University or WU.

[Bronx Bombers]

"Look at the AD behind me, he really thinks I wanna be here. I'm just here to earn my million and get a BCS job in three years. I've really got the wheat pulled over their eyes this time "

[PAmedic]

Is that corn? I like corn... stop touching my leg

[ATrain]

"Since Ritchie McKay came into the league, I'm a nobody so I have to go somewhere else now."

[kel varson]

Is that corn? I like corn... stop touching my leg

[kel varson]

"With me at the helm, we're going to 'Shocker' the World. Ugh, why is no one laughing. Torrell said that was a can't miss one liner."

[kel varson]

"What do mean you want an explanation. All said is that Don Imus made a good point."

[TallyW]

"I have to go pee."

[SuperJon]

"What do mean you want an explanation. All said is that Don Imus made a good point."

That's my favorite.

[horrez]

Is that corn? I like corn... stop touching my leg

That made me laugh out loud at work. Now everyone is looking at me...

I also liked the "I have to go pee" one (that was what I thought of when I saw the picture).

[Hold My Own]

I dont feel quite at home yet...but when I hold myself I do....so I guess I'm somewhat at home

[PAmedic]

Is that corn? I like corn... stop touching my leg

That made me laugh out loud at work. Now everyone is looking at me...

I also liked the "I have to go pee" one (that was what I thought of when I saw the picture).

thank you HORREZ- you are obviously a man of great taste

[Rocketfan]

"Hi my name is Greg Marshall and i am going to love coaching is Charles Koch Arena"

" So this Ross Perot looking guy next to me says a cool mil goes far in Kansas, anyone know if thats true"

" Anyway we can mix some Purple into the team colors, so my face doesn't stand out so much?"

[Fumblerooskies]

I would like to thank WSU for wrapping this whole process up before any
administrators could change their mind or threaten to resign...
...and yes, I can do cartwheels.

[flamesfilmguy]

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toto... I don't want to be in Kansas anymore.....and i left my ruby slippers in Rock Hill.