- March 9th, 2012, 10:32 am
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I have received word that there are OTHER possible culprits behind this, and perhaps GURIDY is just a pawn to more evil masters! My crack Breitbart staff has come up with other possibilities, these are all people who have been around for a long time:
TOdd W - he is in charge of all athletic communication. How do we know he is really reporting the correct scores? We could have had a 20 win season but we'd never know because his reporting is biased!
Jeff A - funny how he has been out of the country.
Coach T - all he does is win. Seems a bit suspicious too me.
Terry F - the last name says it all
Pete S - curiously overlooked when mentioned earlier....
Ed G - he's from The North........
All of these people are now suspect. They have been around long enough to get their people in key positions to overthrow the Regime.
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