A Simple Guide to FlameFans.com
Posted: April 11th, 2007, 10:12 am
Ok, new people, this is for you. There are a few running jokes around here that the quicker you pick up on them, the more you'll enjoy your stay. There are also things you should be warned about.
1) PAmedic is short. Any and all jokes about that are allowed.
2) I'm fat. The same applies to me as it does Medic.
3) Scar's bald. No matter what he says about "shaving" his head - he's bald.
4) Any jokes about cartwheels are more than welcome. Our former basketball coach said that any other AD would be doing cartwheels with the success he had. That joke can be applied to anything.
5) If someone says you "GMTM'd" it means you spelled something wrong. He can't spell, and we corrected him so much that it turned into a verb.
6) Radford sucks.
7) Gregg Marshall's face is purple. Any reference to Barney, Purple Head, or anything else is gladly accepted.
8 ) Brokeback is Brokeback.
9) Never quote a full article. Sly Fox has a buzzer in his head that goes off when you do and he will edit it.
10) The word that starts with a p and ends in iss will always be changed to "ticked." It's sometimes fun to get around that.
11) TBGBGBGBGBGBGBGBG has a man-crush on Tyler Baker.
12) HMO is a fairy. Well, he looks like one.
13) If you post something in the wrong forum, Smoothie will come down on you with his impenetrable lock and close the thread.
14) If you EVER say something bad about the band, BJ will come running and tell you that Dr. Kerr welcomes opinions and will give you his e-mail address.
15) Presbyterian is the new kid on the block. Make fun of them and their Blue Hose as much as you'd like.
16) You will be made fun of. Take the jokes with a smile and know it's not personal.
17) If something is being changed on campus (monogram, FOC being built, etc), you are not allowed to come on here and say, "Man it looks great" without providing photographic proof.
18 ) We all know we'll never be as good as Samford.
19) Tailgating starts no later than 10am. We're working to change that to 9am.
20) If you say I-AA, or 1AA, Medic will jump you. Literally.
21) Any and all references to Big South Awards, whether they are pro-LU or not, must be accompanied by a post referring to how the Big South hates us.
22) It's fishwrap, not newspaper. No one knows why that caught on, it just did.
23) BJ stalking Hancock never gets old.
Anyone have anything else to add? If it's good, we'll add it to the list.
1) PAmedic is short. Any and all jokes about that are allowed.
2) I'm fat. The same applies to me as it does Medic.
3) Scar's bald. No matter what he says about "shaving" his head - he's bald.
4) Any jokes about cartwheels are more than welcome. Our former basketball coach said that any other AD would be doing cartwheels with the success he had. That joke can be applied to anything.
5) If someone says you "GMTM'd" it means you spelled something wrong. He can't spell, and we corrected him so much that it turned into a verb.
6) Radford sucks.
7) Gregg Marshall's face is purple. Any reference to Barney, Purple Head, or anything else is gladly accepted.
8 ) Brokeback is Brokeback.
9) Never quote a full article. Sly Fox has a buzzer in his head that goes off when you do and he will edit it.
10) The word that starts with a p and ends in iss will always be changed to "ticked." It's sometimes fun to get around that.
11) TBGBGBGBGBGBGBGBG has a man-crush on Tyler Baker.
12) HMO is a fairy. Well, he looks like one.
13) If you post something in the wrong forum, Smoothie will come down on you with his impenetrable lock and close the thread.
14) If you EVER say something bad about the band, BJ will come running and tell you that Dr. Kerr welcomes opinions and will give you his e-mail address.
15) Presbyterian is the new kid on the block. Make fun of them and their Blue Hose as much as you'd like.
16) You will be made fun of. Take the jokes with a smile and know it's not personal.
17) If something is being changed on campus (monogram, FOC being built, etc), you are not allowed to come on here and say, "Man it looks great" without providing photographic proof.
18 ) We all know we'll never be as good as Samford.
19) Tailgating starts no later than 10am. We're working to change that to 9am.
20) If you say I-AA, or 1AA, Medic will jump you. Literally.
21) Any and all references to Big South Awards, whether they are pro-LU or not, must be accompanied by a post referring to how the Big South hates us.
22) It's fishwrap, not newspaper. No one knows why that caught on, it just did.
23) BJ stalking Hancock never gets old.
Anyone have anything else to add? If it's good, we'll add it to the list.
Medic 1 week to go is the leash going to be long enough to reach down here? 