A Sea Of Red

Am I going to tell you how to post on Flame Fans? Yup. Am I going to give an example of what everyone, including me, seems to do on the forum? Absolutely.

Use self-questions and you'll fit right in! Newbie or veteran alike. Just make sure you answer them. And don't use the same word to answer each one.

I really don't think everyone does that here. Are there a set of posters who do this all the time? Absolutely. But you can't apply it to everyone.

Writing a good parable is the key to win over the readers.


"Its like a fat girl in school that only....."


Doesnt even matter if it relates or not...its just the fact that you tried.

Hold My Own wrote:Writing a good parable is the key to win over the readers.


"Its like a fat girl in school that only....."


Doesnt even matter if it relates or not...its just the fact that you tried.

That too! Did I forget about that? Yes I did. Am I glad HMO brought it up? Absolutely.

All of these also work when trying to talk to high school kids about Jesus.

The secret trick that only I do is add lots of .......... to every post.

Then the reader says "awww this poor guys a complete idiot and illiterate too" but then make a good point so they're like "oh wow, that makes a lot of sense...even from this moron"

I learned from the 3-time Poster of the Year that if you include the words "Well" at the start of a sentence and occasionally throw a "teh" in there that people take your more seriously. (Oh, and you have to write an entire book in parenthesis that doesn't really go with the topic at hand but ends up being longer than the point you were trying to make.) I don't want to name names though.

If you guys want to hear how I prefer to post, PM me for the details.

i prefer to ridicule everyone.

Just saying.

SuperJon wrote: (Oh, and you have to write an entire book in parenthesis that doesn't really go with the topic at hand but ends up being longer than the point you were trying to make.)

I'm guilty