[King James]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_I_of_England

Mmmmm, nope...not interested in him.

ROFLOL. I hvae been known to straighten out dead carcasses, though.

In case anyone was wondering, that was not threatenly said.

[ATrain]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_I_of_England

Mmmmm, nope...not interested in him.

ROFLOL. I hvae been known to straighten out dead carcasses, though.

I guess you must work in a mortuary fixing rigamortis

[King James]

Mmmmm, nope...not interested in him.

ROFLOL. I hvae been known to straighten out dead carcasses, though.

I guess you must work in a mortuary fixing rigamortis

This is one of those posts that you don't have to laugh at because the poster knows that it's funny.

[Kolzilla41]

So it looks like its that time of the summer for banning the King James doofus again.

[rogers3]

Beware the slippery slope!

[Liberty4Life]

I don't understand. You guys banned someone, and he came back as someone else. And then again. What's the point of "banning" if they can just create a new user name?

[LUconn]

You can ban someone based on IP but it would be a range of IP addresses that they have used. They've had to do that before but sometimes the innocent who coincidentally used that same range would be banned as well. I think that's more of a last resort. Having to make a new screen name every time is at least annoying to them. Eventually they'd have to start creating email addresses along with them, which would up the annoyance levels.

[Peter Petrelli]

You can ban someone based on IP but it would be a range of IP addresses that they have used. They've had to do that before but sometimes the innocent who coincidentally used that same range would be banned as well. I think that's more of a last resort. Having to make a new screen name every time is at least annoying to them. Eventually they'd have to start creating email addresses along with them, which would up the annoyance levels.

It could definitely be annoying to have to make a new screen name, but I personally prefer Petrelli over the reklef. And King James was gay.

[Peter Petrelli]

By the way, flamerbob, you are gay.

[Kolzilla41]

Well that would explain a lot of things wrong with me

[El Scorcho]

By the way, flamerbob, you are gay.

Calling someone names? That's a bannin'.

[PAmedic]

^^^ 2 thumbs up

[Liberty4Life]

So... who is this guy?

[Andrew Felker]

I am an LU grad. I did a math major at LU. I brokered the Black shirt grey pants deal at LU.

I went to Purdue for my graduate degree. Graduated in 2007.

Taught community college at John Tyler.

Now teaching community college in Maryland, outside of DC.

Want to go to Harvard Law School in a few years, maybe 3.

Want to go to Yale after Harvard for my L.L.M (which is a graduate law degree).

Want to go to Dartmouth for my M.B.A.

Want to work as a military JAG defending the losers who shouldn't be in the military and defending those falsely accused.

Want to rise through the ranks of something, probably Virginia.

Want to win the presidency in 2032. Take office in 2033.

That's all of my ambitions that I will list.

It takes greatness to love being hated. That's not to say that I want to be banned. This is the last shot I am giving you guys. This is my real name. I might even upload my facebook photo in a while. I'm nothing special, but God can do great things with anyone.

I reiterate. In and of myself, I am nothing special. But God can take me places beyond your wildest dreams. You try typing out crap like I just did and see if you can honestly believe it. If you can't honestly believe it, it isn't God's plan for your life. But if you can honestly (and thoughtfully) believe it, then it just may be similar to what he wants you to do.

Adios. This is probably my last post on FF unless I get at least 3 apology PMs.

Maybe not. You guys are REALLY dense. You have to know when to be liberal and when to be conservative. Follow the guidance of the Holy Spirit and you will know.

Chris Lang is a great reporter.

El Schorchbo is usually a great administrator.

The Fox is a great recruiter. And of course a great poster.

Ed Dantes earned his name.

LUconn is the most underappreciated member on this board.

Superjon deserves his credit.

I'm trying to be done.

I got a 170 on my LSAT, but I messed up my watch on the first section and screwed up bad on that section. I could get a 176 if I take it again.

The correct response to me would be to treat my like a rock star. But of course you morons aren't going to do that, so I'll have to get banned for the 4th and final time. But like I said, I will leave if I am not welcome, you don't have to ban me. Just have Schorchbo send me a PM telling me to hit the road.

[Rocketfan]

Lets all say it together now.... E P I C >>>> FAIL.....(note this is not an apology)

[Andrew Felker]

Apologies to El Schorchbo for my inappropriate shortening of his name. And you know that this is with all due respect that I call you El Schorchbo. It is reminiscent of Rush, the king of talk, and the ruler of the seven seas.

[ATrain]

Quitters never win, and winners never quit. Those who never quit and never win are idiots

The definition of insanity is trying the same thing again and again expecting a different result

That is all.

[Rooster Cogburn]

OK, I missed this thread for a while. Could someone give me a quick Maddenlike rundown of the King James, Reklef, Petrelli, etc. saga.

[Schfourteenteen]

OK, I missed this thread for a while. Could someone give me a quick Maddenlike rundown of the King James, Reklef, Petrelli, etc. saga.

If I remembered his password, yes. Maybe Jim Rome can give you some insight

[Rooster Cogburn]

OR anyone? Madden may be out chompin on a Turducken in the bus

[dompennix]

He wants to be president?

[SumItUp]

He wants to be president?

The bar was significantly lowered in the last election. People that may be eligible or hope to be eligible one day no longer consider if they are actually qualified.

[Chris Berman]

OK, I missed this thread for a while. Could someone give me a quick Maddenlike rundown of the King James, Reklef, Petrelli, etc. saga.

If I remembered his password, yes. Maybe Jim Rome can give you some insight

Well you see here since Jon is retired the Great Swami will step in and give you a quick rundown.

In the Beginning there was Reklef. Winner of the "what the heck is he posting" award. People get annoyed, Banning petition is started and BOOM. Reklef goes Back Back BAck and is GONE.

Then on the 3rd day King "Burger" James came into existence. It took all of about 2 min for everyone on the board to realize it was really REklef cleverly disguised as the Burger king. Some propositions were made for dating one of our youngest female members in which she was disinclined to acquiesce Mr. King Burgers request and so came more banning with more annoying posts.

And then there was Peterelli. Not quite sure what happened there. but it was quickly noted that mr petrelli was also in fact another version of Reklef.

And so Our story ends here. Remember kids Don't be stupid. Words of wisdom from the Swami.

[Rooster Cogburn]

WOW! well done Mr. Berman sir. I feel caught up, and yet disappointed at the same time

[leftybaseball]

Mr. Berman, you, sir, are a comic genius.