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Hold up
Posted: September 12th, 2007, 10:16 pm
by KaplanKrazies
I am trying to do my preview and it says Vince Redd is an LB.
I thought he was a DE?
Posted: September 12th, 2007, 10:17 pm
by SuperJon
OLB
Posted: September 12th, 2007, 10:18 pm
by KaplanKrazies
Isn't he like 6-6? Or do I have him confused with somebody else?
Posted: September 12th, 2007, 10:19 pm
by SuperJon
He's 6'6 260 to be exact.
He can eat you. He's that big.
Posted: September 12th, 2007, 10:19 pm
by KaplanKrazies
So why is he a OLB?
Posted: September 12th, 2007, 10:20 pm
by SuperJon
Because he's as fast as a DB.
Posted: September 12th, 2007, 10:20 pm
by KaplanKrazies
fair enough.
Posted: September 12th, 2007, 10:25 pm
by Cider Jim
Kaplan, if you and your team are scared of Vince, you should be: he's the giant with the red arms.
Posted: September 12th, 2007, 10:26 pm
by SuperJon
For a professor, that was pretty good smack.
Posted: September 12th, 2007, 10:28 pm
by Cider Jim
Had Vince in class--great guy.
Posted: September 12th, 2007, 10:28 pm
by SuperJon
That's an understatement.
Posted: September 12th, 2007, 10:30 pm
by KaplanKrazies
5 LB's?
geez.
Posted: September 12th, 2007, 10:34 pm
by SuperJon
5?
We run a 3-4.
Who are you thinking of?
Posted: September 12th, 2007, 10:35 pm
by KaplanKrazies
yeah nevermind. my bad.
Posted: September 12th, 2007, 11:28 pm
by Knucklehead
Vince = beast but very nice personable dude
Posted: September 13th, 2007, 12:31 am
by theoneandonly
KaplanKrazies wrote:So why is he a OLB?
because when your as good as he is you play whatever position you want to
Posted: September 13th, 2007, 7:31 am
by Cider Jim
Knucklehead wrote:Vince = beast but very nice personable dude
But you
never want him chasing you on a football field.

Posted: September 13th, 2007, 8:14 am
by El Scorcho
Knucklehead wrote:Vince = beast but very nice personable dude
I saw him eat raw steel for breakfast the other morning right before helping an old lady cross the street.
Then he singlehandedly beat an intramural football team 62-0 before heading to class.
Posted: September 13th, 2007, 9:48 am
by PAmedic
El Scorcho wrote:Knucklehead wrote:Vince = beast but very nice personable dude
I saw him eat raw steel for breakfast the other morning right before helping an old lady cross the street.
Then he singlehandedly beat an intramural football team 62-0 before heading to class.

puh-leez
you're exaggerating just a bit- it was a middle-aged lady
Posted: September 13th, 2007, 9:58 am
by anberlinrawk
was that before or after beating Chuck Norris in a sparring match?
Posted: September 13th, 2007, 9:59 am
by Cider Jim
Norris AND Jack Bauer
Posted: September 13th, 2007, 10:00 am
by anberlinrawk
Cider Jim wrote:Norris AND Jack Bauer
When Vince Redd jumps in a lake, he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Vince Redd.
Posted: September 13th, 2007, 10:01 am
by anberlinrawk
and when the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet and under the bed for Vince Redd.
Posted: September 13th, 2007, 10:02 am
by SuperJon
Ok, if we're gonna do Vince Redd jokes, they can't be ones that have been used for Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer.
Posted: September 13th, 2007, 10:04 am
by anberlinrawk
awwwww, but those ones are funny!
Fine.
Now you are gonna make me be creative...
and I suck and can't think of anything.
Dangit.