[KaplanKrazies]

I am trying to do my preview and it says Vince Redd is an LB.

I thought he was a DE?

[SuperJon]

OLB

[KaplanKrazies]

Isn't he like 6-6? Or do I have him confused with somebody else?

[SuperJon]

He's 6'6 260 to be exact.


He can eat you. He's that big.

[KaplanKrazies]

So why is he a OLB?

[SuperJon]

Because he's as fast as a DB.

[KaplanKrazies]

fair enough.

[Cider Jim]

Kaplan, if you and your team are scared of Vince, you should be: he's the giant with the red arms.

[SuperJon]

For a professor, that was pretty good smack.

[Cider Jim]

Had Vince in class--great guy.

[SuperJon]

That's an understatement.

[KaplanKrazies]

5 LB's?

geez.

[SuperJon]

5?

We run a 3-4.

Who are you thinking of?

[KaplanKrazies]

yeah nevermind. my bad.

[Knucklehead]

Vince = beast but very nice personable dude

[theoneandonly]

So why is he a OLB?

because when your as good as he is you play whatever position you want to

[Cider Jim]

Vince = beast but very nice personable dude

But you never want him chasing you on a football field.

[El Scorcho]

Vince = beast but very nice personable dude

I saw him eat raw steel for breakfast the other morning right before helping an old lady cross the street.

Then he singlehandedly beat an intramural football team 62-0 before heading to class.

[PAmedic]

Vince = beast but very nice personable dude

I saw him eat raw steel for breakfast the other morning right before helping an old lady cross the street.

Then he singlehandedly beat an intramural football team 62-0 before heading to class.

puh-leez

you're exaggerating just a bit- it was a middle-aged lady

[anberlinrawk]

was that before or after beating Chuck Norris in a sparring match?

[Cider Jim]

Norris AND Jack Bauer

[anberlinrawk]

Norris AND Jack Bauer

When Vince Redd jumps in a lake, he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Vince Redd.

[anberlinrawk]

and when the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet and under the bed for Vince Redd.

[SuperJon]

Ok, if we're gonna do Vince Redd jokes, they can't be ones that have been used for Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer.

[anberlinrawk]

awwwww, but those ones are funny!

Fine.

Now you are gonna make me be creative...

and I suck and can't think of anything.
Dangit.