[sigmo7]

Merry Christmas you Filthy Animals!!!

[Sly Fox]

Feliz Navidad, Vatos!

[Wvflame2013]

Happy celebration of Jesus birth

[CCWMichael]

The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone! All gone! No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey hash! Turkey a la king! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone! All gone!

Then ....

In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that, as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

[PAmedic]

Now that sounds like a party I’d attend

[Class of 20Something]

The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone! All gone! No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey hash! Turkey a la king! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone! All gone!

Then ....

In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that, as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

Such a good movie!

[BJWilliams]

Saw it twice in 36 hours

[JK37]

I’m lost. What movie?

[Class of 20Something]

I’m lost. What movie?

Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.

[BJWilliams]

I’m lost. What movie?

Fudge

[CCWMichael]

That Christmas would live in our memories as the Christmas when we were introduced to Chinese Turkey. All was right with the world.