A Sea Of Red

K Tyler Tekac


Demi Moore


K Jacob Smoak


Minkus


OL Joe Gold


Owen Hart

Smoak/Minkus is spot on

Here's my request:

Can we do this like the Dan Lebatard show does theirs? It may be harder but it's funnier.

They do it through description. Example:

Pete Rose looks like I drew a face on my thumb.

Skip Bayless looks like he wants to speak with your manager.

Trent Dilfer looks like a youth pastor who wears flip flops with jeans.

YES!!!!

I'll let someone else do that... I'm just going to stick to doing this.

But I will give it a shot.

Tyler Tekac looks like he's stuck in an elevator with someone who just farted.

Jacob Smoak looks like the boy in youth group who undermines everything the youth pastor does.

Joe Gold looks like the dude that farted in the elevator.

I take that back.

Jacob Smoak looks like that arrogant Liberty student who thinks he owns Liberty just because he went to LCA.

Jacob Smoak looks like he wears dress shoes with jeans.

Ben Robinson looks like a 30-year-old undercover police officer sent back to high school to bust the local high school drug dealer.



DJ Curl looks like a DJ named DJ Curl.



Shane Bucenell looks like the local high school weed dealer Ben Robinson went undercover to bust.



Alan Barnwell looks like the love child of Rick James and Terrell Owens.



Kyle Copeland looks like a cartoon dinosaur.



Jordan Ward looks like a pencil eraser.



Bobby Ruff looks like the first runner up on a 1990s MTV contest to form the next great boy band.



Markeith Bailey looks like he got hit by a flying paint can in the movie Home Alone.



Tanner Atkinson looks like the nerdy church planter trying way too hard to be cool and relevant as he convinces you his church will help change the way you think about church.



Jacob Garibay looks like the secondary character from a mid 2000s network tv buddy cop show who was only cast because he looks like he may be seven different ethnicities.



Chris Rowe looks like a divorced dad beat down because his 16-year-old son just cost his high school football team the big game.

That is pretty strong, Jon.

Grayson Miller looks like he's voting for Hillary Clinton


Joseph Maxberry looks like he's probably going to die alone.


Landon Seyegh looks like a McDonald's regional manager.


Nick Graves looks like he's only on the team because his dad is the coach.


Kyle Copeland looks like he pisses Red Bull


Zane Cruz looks like the guy who is always at the party but no one knows who he is.


Nikolay Timoschuk looks like a future car salesman.


Colin Korn looks like a junior camp counselor.