Ben Robinson looks like a 30-year-old undercover police officer sent back to high school to bust the local high school drug dealer.
DJ Curl looks like a DJ named DJ Curl.
Shane Bucenell looks like the local high school weed dealer Ben Robinson went undercover to bust.
Alan Barnwell looks like the love child of Rick James and Terrell Owens.
Kyle Copeland looks like a cartoon dinosaur.
Jordan Ward looks like a pencil eraser.
Bobby Ruff looks like the first runner up on a 1990s MTV contest to form the next great boy band.
Markeith Bailey looks like he got hit by a flying paint can in the movie Home Alone.
Tanner Atkinson looks like the nerdy church planter trying way too hard to be cool and relevant as he convinces you his church will help change the way you think about church.
Jacob Garibay looks like the secondary character from a mid 2000s network tv buddy cop show who was only cast because he looks like he may be seven different ethnicities.
Chris Rowe looks like a divorced dad beat down because his 16-year-old son just cost his high school football team the big game.