[flameshaw]

I know we have talked about this, but thought this was interesting. Hope the link works, or this might get the dumbest post of the year.

http://abcn.ws/1AqCJqD

[Sly Fox]

No argument from me. It would be sweet with a full stadium right before kickoff.

[Cider Jim]

Esp. if he flew down from the School of Divinity tower (wearing a cross).

[Yacht Rock]

And perhaps first he could be doused in something flammable and fly just close enough to that torch we need to light him on fire! What a sight!

[BJWilliams]

There is one problem with that...as epic as it would be to have a literal firebird, he could only do it once more than likely so we would need a new bird every home game

[Purple Haize]

BJ- you are a spark of inspiration (pun intended). How have we over looked Fire Bird?!?!? We could get Burt Reynolds to come tearing into the field in his sweet Bandit car to deliver the game ball to start the season. Then have different VIP's do the same every home game. I'm liking it!

[olldflame]

There is one problem with that...as epic as it would be to have a literal firebird, he could only do it once more than likely so we would need a new bird every home game

No, it would not be "epic". It would be unthinkably stupid and cruel, and the fact that apparently the only problem you have with it is we would need a new bird every game speaks volumes. It was a JOKE BJ.