A Sea Of Red

I thought to lighten the mood this game week Id see if we can post our best Mike Brown jokes (in the vein of the hit Chuck Norris jokes of a couple years ago)

Mike Brown couldn't hold Tyler Brennan's jock.

BJWilliams wrote:I thought to lighten the mood this game week

To lighten the mood?

Things are getting pretty grim around here.

Yeah we're only 2-0 how could they be more grim

BeeJay obviously doesn't understand sarcasm.

Mike Brown doesn't throw touchdown passes, the ball simply appears in his receivers hands

kuntryboimike wrote:Mike Brown doesn't throw touchdown passes, the ball simply appears in his receivers hands

Or Ball State defenders hands... I'm bring grim. Lighten me up Beej... I need lightening.

LUnpretty11 wrote:

kuntryboimike wrote:Mike Brown doesn't throw touchdown passes, the ball simply appears in his receivers hands

Or Ball State defenders hands... I'm bring grim. Lighten me up Beej... I need lightening.

HAHAHA

I'm not sure I get this thread.

Maybe we should rename it the BJWilliams jokes’ thread.

Here's how to use this thread:

Go to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-n ... p-50-facts

Pick one you like and change "Chuck Norris" to "Mike Brown". I guarantee that you will pee in your pants from the hilarity that ensues. Feel free anytime you see "roundhouse kick" to change it to "touchdown pass".

_________ doesn't have Twitter, because he's already following you

I'm kind of lost right now, LUconn. I took the Chuck Norris out. Now what do I do?

No you got it all wrong:

Chuck Norris doesn't have Twitter Because Mike Brown Just threw another Touchdown Pass

Mike Brown doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar

jcmanson wrote:

BJWilliams wrote:I thought to lighten the mood this game week

To lighten the mood?

I was thinking the same thing.....show of hands....who was upset over the win over Ball State


*crickets*

*crickets*

jcmanson wrote:Maybe we should rename it the BJWilliams jokes’ thread.

This might be the longest thread ever! BJ - why do you do this to yourself? Comparing Mike Brown to Chuck Norris who pretty much was an 80's legend is just ridiculous. Mike Brown is a great player, but making Norris type jokes about him - just seems a little stupid to me...

Let's liven the board up with a few discussions with both sides being able to slam the other.

How about - Developing the top 10 reasons to attend liberty over JMU? How about organizing a day where FlameFans take over their board? (We could have 1 hour where we try and get as many people that register before hand - go over to their CAAZone and light it up with Liberty talk), Jokes about opponents - There has to be some jokes about Ball State - come on they have Balls in the their name.

prototype wrote:

jcmanson wrote:Maybe we should rename it the BJWilliams jokes’ thread.

This might be the longest thread ever! BJ - why do you do this to yourself? Comparing Mike Brown to Chuck Norris who pretty much was an 80's legend is just ridiculous. Mike Brown is a great player, but making Norris type jokes about him - just seems a little stupid to me...

Let's liven the board up with a few discussions with both sides being able to slam the other.

How about - Developing the top 10 reasons to attend liberty over JMU? How about organizing a day where FlameFans take over their board? (We could have 1 hour where we try and get as many people that register before hand - go over to their CAAZone and light it up with Liberty talk), Jokes about opponents - There has to be some jokes about Ball State - come on they have Balls in the their name.

You seem like the kinda guy who would walk into a club and say to your friends - "Hey guys this is lame. Let's play Wii Bowling at my house."

Party pooper.

As I continue to think about how dumb this thread is.....



....A stare from Mike Brown on the sidelines can cause a game winning catch by Ball State to be dropped.

Schfourteenteen wrote:

prototype wrote:

jcmanson wrote:Maybe we should rename it the BJWilliams jokes’ thread.

This might be the longest thread ever! BJ - why do you do this to yourself? Comparing Mike Brown to Chuck Norris who pretty much was an 80's legend is just ridiculous. Mike Brown is a great player, but making Norris type jokes about him - just seems a little stupid to me...

Let's liven the board up with a few discussions with both sides being able to slam the other.

How about - Developing the top 10 reasons to attend liberty over JMU? How about organizing a day where FlameFans take over their board? (We could have 1 hour where we try and get as many people that register before hand - go over to their CAAZone and light it up with Liberty talk), Jokes about opponents - There has to be some jokes about Ball State - come on they have Balls in the their name.

You seem like the kinda guy who would walk into a club and say to your friends - "Hey guys this is lame. Let's play Wii Bowling at my house."

Party pooper.

wii bowling? Name the time and place;) never played a wii, but sounds like a great FlameFan Social idea.
Not trying to poo-poo the idea of this thread, but just seems kind of stupid knowing other schools read our board and we are making Mike Brown Jokes - just want some real constructive sports discussions. I love Mike Brown, Love Summers - these two are real good and will be playing at the next level someday, but we need to be discussing what we can do to improve our o-line and/or lack of Rushing yards.

prototype wrote: but we need to be discussing what we can do to improve.... lack of Rushing yards.

You have to give the RB the ball if we want him to run with it. I don't feel that we can't run just haven't chosen to yet. It will def be important to work on this week. That's why I'm going with over 19.5 rushes from someone not named Mike Brown. Because we will need to be multidimensional in 2 weeks.

prototype wrote: Not trying to poo-poo the idea of this thread, but just seems kind of stupid knowing other schools read our board and we are making Mike Brown Jokes

I think we're all being sarcastic. Except for BJ, who's idea this was.

prototype wrote:Not trying to poo-poo the idea of this thread, but just seems kind of stupid knowing other schools read our board and we are making Mike Brown Jokes

Let me post this and I think they'll all get a good idea....


http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3 ... 134&ref=ts