[Purple Haize]

Why is my BEAT COASTAL shirt smaller than it was 15 years ago?

Left it in the dryer too long

[thepostman]

Defense has really stepped up so far tonight. Good start all around.

[Purple Haize]

All the cool kids are in the chat

[Liberty22]

I see Gunter is still dirty

[thepostman]

94 is so dirty.

[lawrenceq]

Dirty!

[Jonathan Carone]

Surprise surprise. Gunter makes another dirty play.

[thepostman]

Liberty is playing lose and free and Coastal isn't. This has been a perfect start for us.

[jmclaughlin]

Is it too much to ask for these commentators to do some homework?
Unless there was a quick transfer, Stubbs does not play for the Chickens.

[VarsityLu]

The ESPN guy has called Shermari Jones (#5 return guy for Coastal) DJ Stubbs about three times now.

[Jonathan Carone]

Is it too much to ask for these commentators to do some homework?
Unless there was a quick transfer, Stubbs does not play for the Chickens.

In three kickoffs, the announcer has yet to call Coastal’s return man the correct name.

[alabama24]

WHEN we win this game, we should declare ourselves the G5 National Champions.

[jmclaughlin]

Simple: we look prepared and pumped to play
The Beach Bums look lethargic and like pompous thugs

[Jonathan Carone]

I’m not getting ahead of myself because, you know, PTSD...

...but this is really fun.

[alabama24]

INT. Ugh.

[jweaks]

Let's go Flames!!!

[alabama24]

Lucky non call for holding.

[Jonathan Carone]

Guarantee Dab mentions that missed DPI if we win this game.

[VarsityLu]

Lucky non call for holding.

I'll take it.

[alabama24]

Every game has some bad calls or non calls.

[Geraldos Mustache]

Is it too early for the "Over-Rated" (clap clap clap clap clap) chant?

[jmclaughlin]

Good call on on the hold?
My bias says no

[Jonathan Carone]

Is it too early for the "Over-Rated" (clap clap clap clap clap) chant?

Yes because that’s the dumbest chant in all of sports.

[Jonathan Carone]

Good call on on the hold?
My bias says no

Alexander hugged the dude. It was the right call unfortunately.

[alabama24]

“Stopped after a minimal gain.” It was 5 yards.