[TIMSCAR20]

For those of you that are Seinfeld fans you should know what I am talking about. I am at my desk with nothing to do so I am working on the Penske file. Just like George Costanza when he didn't know if he was hired because the interview got interrupted so he came in for a week anyway. They gave him the Penske file and he just sat and looked at it for 8 hours a day and then left. I know you guys have to remember that one. Well call me Costanza! The question is (for the real Seinfeld fans) Are you Penske Material?

[A.G.]

I HAVE been accused of significant shrinkage--and I hadn't even been in a pool!

[Hold My Own]

I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term (Indian giver)

[TIMSCAR20]

HMO that is one of my favorite episodes! It was full of memorable moments....I also like the rental car scene. "you know how to TAKE the reservation you just don't know how to HOLD the reservation.

[TIMSCAR20]

I know the rental car scene is not in the Indian giver episode btw.

[Hold My Own]

you better give me the insurance because I'm going to beat the HECK out of it!

And!

What are you talking about you cant let other people drive the car I rented??????

YOUR WHOLE BUSINESS IS BASED ON LETTING OTHER PEOPLE DRIVE YOUR CARS!!!!

[TIMSCAR20]

Man, I still laugh at that scene as if I hadn't seen it 200 times! There are so many funny lines from that show. I was watching the one about Art Vandeley being an importer/exporter and the whole conversation between George and Elaine making up a cover story so George could go see Marissa Tomei is histerical. When pressed by Susan as to what Art V imported she said very pensively, "Chips." "And what does he export? " "Diapers" This stuff is much funnier when it is on the show of course but I have seen it so many times that I can picture it all so vividly.

[LUconn]

Here is something that rubs me the wrong way. I have seen every episode so many times it's almost pathetic. Not quite though. But I have never ever seen the festivus episode for some reason. It must be never be on TBS or something but it seems as though it's the most quoted episode in Seinfeld history. People are always saying Festivus for the rest of us, and I can only laugh based on things I've inferred about the episode. Although I do find a made up holiday amusing.

[TIMSCAR20]

Wow, I can't believe you haven't seen that one LUconn. That is on all the time it seems. I actually change the channel or delete the TIVO when it airs now. It was a pretty good episode but it is not my favorite. The one I wish they showed more is the one with Judge Reinhold when he was the "close talker" or the one with the puffy shirt when they had the "low talker."

[Hold My Own]

ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?????

[TIMSCAR20]

I think Frank Costanza and David Puddy are my all time favorite guests on that show. There are so many to name though but those 2 guys kill me.

[fsn32]

Uh huh, that's right.

[El Scorcho]

1. "These pretzels are making me thirsty." Why? How would you say it?

2. Ohhhhhh! Delores!

Giddyup.