Steven Seagal Movies...

Steven Seagal Movies...#187417

By RubberMallet - July 27th, 2008, 3:20 pm

- July 27th, 2008, 3:20 pm #187417

..are phenominal.....i have watched about 10 of them over the past few days...most of them are straight to dvd movies....all with the same premise for the most part....

last night i watched Urban Justice....seagal taking care of business in the hood...

Formerly ishbox.

<--idiot, i guess, per bigsmooth/thepostman

<--smart jerk per bigsmooth

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By thepostman - July 27th, 2008, 3:45 pm

- July 27th, 2008, 3:45 pm #187420

as long as you aren't trying to take him seriously...they are great for entertainment, that is for sure

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By LUconn - July 27th, 2008, 4:17 pm

- July 27th, 2008, 4:17 pm #187421

Segal is garbage. Who are you gonna be more afraid of in regards to revenge?

This fatty?

Or this man's man?

*please disregard this post if dated before 2017 and accept my apologies*

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By JDUB - July 27th, 2008, 6:19 pm

- July 27th, 2008, 6:19 pm #187433

all of his movies are basically the same, and I don't think he's that great of an actor. still good action movies though, I think I have seen them all

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By SumItUp - July 27th, 2008, 6:58 pm

- July 27th, 2008, 6:58 pm #187435

Objectively speaking, his movies are bad, but I like them.

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By thepostman - July 27th, 2008, 6:59 pm

- July 27th, 2008, 6:59 pm #187436

oh they are bad...but still entertaining...

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By RagingTireFire - July 28th, 2008, 12:27 am

- July 28th, 2008, 12:27 am #187511

Watching Steven Segal act is like listening to a high school sophomore discuss the meaning of life. I gave up on them after the one in which Michael Caine was made up to look like he was 35 and was putting in no more effort than was necessary to make that month's alimony payment -- and was still kicking Segal's jerk.

Is this mercy-killing or cross-pollenation?
Only the strawberry knows.

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By RubberMallet - July 28th, 2008, 12:40 am

- July 28th, 2008, 12:40 am #187513

LUconn wrote:Segal is garbage. Who are you gonna be more afraid of in regards to revenge?

This fatty?

Or this man's man?

not much gonna mess with this...

Formerly ishbox.

<--idiot, i guess, per bigsmooth/thepostman

<--smart jerk per bigsmooth

SuperJon wrote: I love dc Talk.

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By LUconn - July 28th, 2008, 7:25 am

- July 28th, 2008, 7:25 am #187523

Bronson will just shoot him with his long barreled gun.

*please disregard this post if dated before 2017 and accept my apologies*