A Sea Of Red

An X-ray showing a fork lodged sideways in the stomach of a 32-year-old woman who accidently swallowed it while using it to scoop a cockroach out of her throat is seen at the Poria hospital in the northern Israeli town of Tiberias. The fork was removed with laparoscopic surgery, a minimally invasive procedure performed through a tiny incision in a patient's abdomen. (ASSOCIATED PRESS / July 10, 2003)

I swear People are getting dumber all the time... Did you really swallow a roach on accident and try to dig it out with a fork and swallow the fork? Wow. I dont care if I accidentally did that, Im still not going to tell people that is what happened! You are 32 for goodness sakes, gain some common sense you worthless excuse for a human being, stop using my oxygen.

I would just digest the roach.

That's the Bear Grylls way.

It looks more like a spork to me.