A Sea Of Red

Yes Thats a Padlock

Safe keeping
A massage girl displays her padlocked trousers in Batu, East Java, on April 10. A move by Indonesian massage parlors to padlock workers' trousers to prevent prostitution has caused outrage here, with one minister branding it an "insult" to women. Minister Meutia Fardia Hatta Swasono reacted angrily to reports of locks being fitted to the trousers of female staff in a small town in Indonesia, where massage parlors are often used as a front for prostitution. (AFP/Getty Images/Aman Rahman)

Not much different than Maid Marian in "Robin Hood: Men in Tights."

Fumblerooskies wrote:Not much different than Maid Marian in "Robin Hood: Men in Tights."

Robin Hood: [trying to unlock the chastity belt] Um, darling?
Maid Marian: [in sultry voice] What?
Robin Hood: You're not going to believe this...
Maid Marian: What?
Robin Hood: It won't open!
Maid Marian: WHAT?
Robin Hood: Wait, I have an idea! Call a locksmith!

...and cue the JACKHAMMER!