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Topless woman tells DeLand police God told her to direct traffic


DeLand - A 30-year-old woman caused quite a commotion Wednesday evening when she decided to direct traffic at a DeLand intersection.

Rather than keeping traffic flowing through the intersection of W. Euclid and S. Orange avenues, the woman was creating a bit of a hazard, police said, because she was topless. The DeLand Police Department received a number of calls about 7 p.m. and responded to find the woman "foaming at the mouth and talking to herself," according to a police report.

The DeLand woman told police that God told her to direct traffic.

She was taken to an area hospital for a mental evaluation.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 7272.story

That foaming at the mouth does it every time. Fortunately, they have a shot for that.

and for RTF's benefit...

so is there going to be any inspired women in lynchburg?

Aww, Fumble remembered that I do likes me some wacko noodery.

[quote=""R" i ""]so is there going to be any inspired women in lynchburg?[/quote]

Doubtful. You guys banned the entire Trinity up there so all the local crazy naked chicks are still loking for alternative deities to take orders from.

RagingTireFire wrote:Aww, Fumble remembered that I do likes me some wacko noodery.

[quote=""R" i ""]so is there going to be any inspired women in lynchburg?

Doubtful. You guys banned the entire Trinity up there so all the local crazy naked chicks are still loking for alternative deities to take orders from.[/quote]

I have zero problems driving down Wards Rd. and seeing topless chicks directing traffic who felt led by Mohammed

HenryGale wrote:

RagingTireFire wrote:Aww, Fumble remembered that I do likes me some wacko noodery.

[quote=""R" i ""]so is there going to be any inspired women in lynchburg?

Doubtful. You guys banned the entire Trinity up there so all the local crazy naked chicks are still loking for alternative deities to take orders from.

I have zero problems driving down Wards Rd. and seeing topless chicks directing traffic who felt led by Mohammed [/quote]

That would be more likely to happen on Lakeside, specifically in the Walden Pond area...

adam42381 wrote:
That would be more likely to happen on Lakeside, specifically in the Walden Pond area...

I have no problems with that either...we need to work on a phone chain...we can call each other if we see this taking place anywhere....