Congratulations to LUconn

Congratulations to LUconn#169546

By ALUmnus - April 7th, 2008, 9:10 am

- April 7th, 2008, 9:10 am #169546

He might not post too much in the next couple days. He and his wife just had their second child, first boy, Sawyer, yesterday afternoon.

LUconn has procrastinated for the last six months and still hasn't chosen a middle name yet, so he might need your help with some suggestions. There are a couple internet-ready computers in the mother-baby lobby, so I'm sure he'll check in a couple times while cooped up in the hospital.

"I always wanted to be the hero of all squirrels; I just thought it'd never happen" - Quack

#169548

By HenryGale - April 7th, 2008, 9:13 am

- April 7th, 2008, 9:13 am #169548

Congrats Conn....

With a Sawyer as a first name, lets think of some middle names: Jack, Locke, Michael, Walt, Hurley, and of course my personal favorite....Henry!!!!

You are up a river of excrement in a native american water vessel without any means of propulsion

**R.I.P JT 4-28-09**

#169550

By Sly Fox - April 7th, 2008, 9:19 am

- April 7th, 2008, 9:19 am #169550

Bigtime congrats! The second experience is much easier than the first time around.

Sawyer Brown?

Sawyer Finn?

Sawyer Bordinhaf?

#169552

By Knucklehead - April 7th, 2008, 9:24 am

- April 7th, 2008, 9:24 am #169552

Sawyer Zane
Sawyer Xavier
Sawyer Maxwell
Sawyer Flamefan
Sawyer Liberty

#169554

By TDDance234 - April 7th, 2008, 9:26 am

- April 7th, 2008, 9:26 am #169554

Sawyer RockChalk?

#169564

By bigsmooth - April 7th, 2008, 9:41 am

- April 7th, 2008, 9:41 am #169564

congrats my man!

#169568

By Rocketfan - April 7th, 2008, 10:24 am

- April 7th, 2008, 10:24 am #169568

Congrats Luconn....

From Bill Simmons:

See " The Sneeze" time stamp - 7:45

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/st ... ons/090903

#169569

By Knucklehead - April 7th, 2008, 10:33 am

- April 7th, 2008, 10:33 am #169569

Sawyer Luconn

#169570

By whmatthews - April 7th, 2008, 10:36 am

- April 7th, 2008, 10:36 am #169570

Sawyer Dunton

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bigtunacards.ecrater.com

#169573

By RagingTireFire - April 7th, 2008, 11:12 am

- April 7th, 2008, 11:12 am #169573

I think it's clear that what they were going for was naming the child after an obsolete profession. Therefore, I suggest:

Sawyer Cooper

Sawyer Smith

Sawyer Ragman

Sawyer Pinmonkey

Sawyer Y2kexpert

Sawyer Printjournalist

Is this mercy-killing or cross-pollenation?
Only the strawberry knows.

#169574

By adam42381 - April 7th, 2008, 11:19 am

- April 7th, 2008, 11:19 am #169574

Sawyer Johnson...

LUnpretty11 wrote:PH, your BJ skills impress me.

#169580

By RubberMallet - April 7th, 2008, 11:34 am

- April 7th, 2008, 11:34 am #169580

momnaked would be my choice...

Formerly ishbox.

<--idiot, i guess, per bigsmooth/thepostman

<--smart jerk per bigsmooth

SuperJon wrote: I love dc Talk.

#169581

By Knucklehead - April 7th, 2008, 12:06 pm

- April 7th, 2008, 12:06 pm #169581

Sawyer Tom
Sawyer Rocco
Sawyer Storm
Sawyer Brock
Sawyer Barber

#169589

By Fumblerooskies - April 7th, 2008, 12:34 pm

- April 7th, 2008, 12:34 pm #169589

Sawyer Boinken

#169591

By TylerBakersGonnaBGreat - April 7th, 2008, 12:39 pm

- April 7th, 2008, 12:39 pm #169591

Sawyer Tyler Baker

"The enemy will try to tell you that Liberty isn't right for you. Stand against him. Liberty is the only place I want to be." - Ritchie McKay. December 1, 2008.

One schools trash is an ACC school's assistant coach.

"Typical Liberty"

#169599

By HenryGale - April 7th, 2008, 1:15 pm

- April 7th, 2008, 1:15 pm #169599

Fumblerooskies wrote:Sawyer Boinken

You are up a river of excrement in a native american water vessel without any means of propulsion

**R.I.P JT 4-28-09**

#169630

By blwall1416 - April 7th, 2008, 2:36 pm

- April 7th, 2008, 2:36 pm #169630

Congrats, LUCONN....way to slip one past the ol' goalie.

#169700

By matshark - April 7th, 2008, 10:02 pm

- April 7th, 2008, 10:02 pm #169700

Sawyer Tom?

"The mat is my ocean. I'm a shark. Most people don't even know how to swim.... And your kung-fu floaties are no good here..."

#169713

By ATrain - April 7th, 2008, 10:24 pm

- April 7th, 2008, 10:24 pm #169713

Congrats LUConn

Sawyer JT

4:28:2009-RIP Jeff Taylor

PAmedic wrote:you're absolutely right

#169714

By whmatthews - April 7th, 2008, 10:27 pm

- April 7th, 2008, 10:27 pm #169714

Sawyer Balls

bigtunacards.blogspot.com
bigtunacards.ecrater.com

#169715

By TylerBakersGonnaBGreat - April 7th, 2008, 10:28 pm

- April 7th, 2008, 10:28 pm #169715

whmatthews wrote:Sawyer Balls

Thats Funny

"The enemy will try to tell you that Liberty isn't right for you. Stand against him. Liberty is the only place I want to be." - Ritchie McKay. December 1, 2008.

One schools trash is an ACC school's assistant coach.

"Typical Liberty"

#169823

By bozlady - April 8th, 2008, 6:06 pm

- April 8th, 2008, 6:06 pm #169823

awwwww, Congratulations!!

#169832

By JDUB - April 8th, 2008, 8:47 pm

- April 8th, 2008, 8:47 pm #169832

TylerBakersGonnaBGreat wrote:
whmatthews wrote:Sawyer Balls

Thats Funny

hahaha thats good

#169858

By SumItUp - April 8th, 2008, 11:10 pm

- April 8th, 2008, 11:10 pm #169858

Congratulations LUConn!

#170003

By LUconn - April 9th, 2008, 2:27 pm

- April 9th, 2008, 2:27 pm #170003

Thanks everybody for your well wishes and making fun of my kid's name.

Most of you aren't at this point in life, but when you name your kid, you think of potential ways others can make fun of him. So all of the "Saw your" jokes have been made. And the middle is David, which is not very funny.

*please disregard this post if dated before 2017 and accept my apologies*