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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Posted: March 19th, 2008, 2:39 pm
by 4everfsu
Posted: March 19th, 2008, 3:18 pm
by LUconn
[fumble]
Is anus replacement a regular operation?
Well, that's a pain in the arse.
your leg, your butt. What's the difference? She's being way too anal about it.
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Posted: March 19th, 2008, 3:57 pm
by Fumblerooskies
I bet she's itching to file a lawsuit over that.

Posted: March 19th, 2008, 4:19 pm
by HenryGale
That may, single handily, be the funniest surgery mix up I have ever heard!
I do not know how she can sue....she did get a new anus out of the deal! How can you beat that! As far as the lawsuit...she does not have a leg to stand on!
Posted: March 19th, 2008, 4:29 pm
by LUconn
HenryGale wrote:she does not have a leg to stand on!
Nicely done going the other way with that one.
Posted: March 19th, 2008, 10:04 pm
by AZjonz
Man and I get ticked when Sonic messes up my order.
Posted: March 19th, 2008, 11:03 pm
by Hold My Own
Patient: Doctor you did this to the wrong person!
Doctor: Well...it was Uranus
Posted: March 19th, 2008, 11:04 pm
by SuperJon
Boo
Posted: March 20th, 2008, 7:50 am
by Fumblerooskies
I sure hope she is able to find a doctor who can rectify the situation.
Posted: March 20th, 2008, 8:54 am
by Cider Jim
HenryGale wrote:I do not know how she can sue
I bet she will sue, and I hope she gets a
butt load of money.
Posted: March 20th, 2008, 10:17 am
by "R" i "
Fumblerooskies wrote:I sure hope she is able to find a doctor who can rectify the situation.

Posted: March 20th, 2008, 11:53 am
by matshark
talk about ripping her a new one!
Posted: March 20th, 2008, 11:56 am
by ToTheLeft
What does she have to complain about, she got a free anus. I mean really.
Posted: March 20th, 2008, 12:51 pm
by Cider Jim
Medic & Fumble, you're both in the medical field: what does a brand spanking new anus cost these days?
Posted: March 20th, 2008, 1:32 pm
by Rocketfan
Cider Jim wrote:Medic & Fumble, you're both in the medical field: what does a brand spanking new anus cost these days?
Im thinking an arm and a leg probably....
Posted: March 20th, 2008, 2:56 pm
by matshark
or a hand and a spanking?
Posted: March 20th, 2008, 3:05 pm
by Fumblerooskies
Cider Jim wrote:Medic & Fumble, you're both in the medical field: what does a brand spanking new anus cost these days?
It will cost you out the wazoo!
Posted: March 20th, 2008, 3:29 pm
by Rocketfan
Cider Jim wrote:Medic & Fumble, you're both in the medical field: what does a brand spanking new anus cost these days?
Or just a crap load of $$$ us working stiffs don't have to spend.....
Posted: March 20th, 2008, 7:09 pm
by Cider Jim
As they say in Middle English, the doctors "didn't know their arse from a hole in the ground."

Posted: March 20th, 2008, 10:32 pm
by 4everfsu
I guess you could say she had her butt in a sling!
Posted: March 20th, 2008, 11:31 pm
by matshark
the doctor didn't know his knee caps from his arse hole...
Posted: March 21st, 2008, 9:23 am
by Cider Jim
Wondering if a
replacement anus is really new or more like "new to you" or is it a "rebuilt" anus (like a transmission)?

Posted: March 21st, 2008, 10:13 am
by matshark
well, at least she doesn't have worry about checking her oil, or flushing her transmission...
Posted: March 22nd, 2008, 11:49 am
by scuzdriver
Those docs really had their thumbs up their.....um......her butt!
Posted: March 22nd, 2008, 12:03 pm
by TDDance234
All of you are sick.
Or I'm sick for laughing at every post on this thread. Who knows.