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Talk about bizarre...Mayor resigns
Posted: March 7th, 2008, 1:44 pm
by kel varson
http://www.4029tv.com/news/14664847/detail.html
-- The mayor of an Arkansas town resigned on Wednesday, claiming he was abducted and brainwashed by Satan worshippers nearly three decades ago.
Posted: March 7th, 2008, 2:40 pm
by 4everfsu
The devil made him do it
Posted: March 7th, 2008, 2:43 pm
by Sly Fox
Running a website about his own disappearance? Unbelievable.
On a completely unrelated note, I nearly worked for the station that posted that story. Could you imagine me living in the land of Walmart, chickens & Clinton?
Posted: March 7th, 2008, 2:50 pm
by RagingTireFire
Sly Fox wrote:Could you imagine me living in the land of Walmart, chickens & Clinton?
I imagine that every day. I even wrote a song about it.
Like to hear it? Here it go:
"Imagine Sly Fox slumming
It's easy if you try
No teeth to speak of
It's easy to see why
Imagine all that hygiene
Neglected for this board
Ooo-ooh!
You may say that it's creepy
That I think of Sly's career
But I hope someday he'll go back
And toss DC out on his ear."
Posted: March 9th, 2008, 12:02 pm
by Purple Haize
His real name isn't Mike Warnke is it?? (That would be for the REAL old hags!!)
Posted: March 9th, 2008, 12:26 pm
by phoenix
Purple Haize wrote:His real name isn't Mike Warnke is it?? (That would be for the REAL old hags!!)
(groan)
Now I feel even older. Thanks.
Posted: March 9th, 2008, 5:12 pm
by Sly Fox
I had hoped to never see Warnke's name ever again. Thanks for nothing.
Posted: March 10th, 2008, 9:13 am
by Purple Haize
You can ALWAYS count on me!!
Posted: March 10th, 2008, 4:53 pm
by matshark
Warnke...bwahaahahaahhahaahaha
ive heard that cassette a time or two... back when i was WAY little...