Brokeback Opening New Business?

Brokeback Opening New Business?#14532

By nickrichard - May 5th, 2006, 10:19 am

- May 5th, 2006, 10:19 am #14532

http://www.wgal.com/news/9134466/detail.html

Prov. 10:9
Do not drink the water, that is where the fish are having sex

Great line#14534

By A.G. - May 5th, 2006, 10:34 am

- May 5th, 2006, 10:34 am #14534

Dave Landman, one of the new owners, said while clothing is optional, good behavior is mandatory. He said theirs is a family-oriented nude resort. He warned guests not to do anything they wouldn't do in their mother's living room.

Guess it all depends if Mom is home, or not!

Isaiah 33:1
Woe to you, O destroyer, you who have not been destroyed!
Woe to you, O traitor, you who have not been betrayed!

#14546

By Libertine - May 5th, 2006, 11:50 am

- May 5th, 2006, 11:50 am #14546

Family-oriented nude resort? Yeah, it's like Disney World except Mickey's schlong is hangin' out. I'm guessing they won't be clearing any brush at this ranch.

"I invite all the young champions on Liberty Mountain to come up and rub my woolly mustache."

#14556

By A.G. - May 5th, 2006, 2:29 pm

- May 5th, 2006, 2:29 pm #14556

Bet they'll be mowing grass, though!

Isaiah 33:1
Woe to you, O destroyer, you who have not been destroyed!
Woe to you, O traitor, you who have not been betrayed!

#14588

By Brokeback Flamer - May 6th, 2006, 12:34 pm

- May 6th, 2006, 12:34 pm #14588

Well, i really thought there was a need for this in a warmer climate. It was hard getting the guests to shovel snow!!! Plus, I thought there was a big market out there for Family Nudists. I know you guys have them in your neighborhood, and why should I not seek to make a profit of this lifestyle. The only two problems I am having is when I ask to see ID or someone starts looking for their wallet!! Of course some of my guests have "fanny" packs, but that is another story

"I wish I knew how to quit you"
"I'm Half The Man I Used To Be" Stone Temple Pilots

#14613

By A.G. - May 6th, 2006, 8:37 pm

- May 6th, 2006, 8:37 pm #14613

Well, the warmer climate should minimize shrinkage. Sure hope you have a heated pool, though.

Isaiah 33:1
Woe to you, O destroyer, you who have not been destroyed!
Woe to you, O traitor, you who have not been betrayed!