Quarterlife Crisis

Quarterlife Crisis#157990

By Ed Dantes - February 20th, 2008, 9:53 pm

- February 20th, 2008, 9:53 pm #157990

Anyone know how to get over this?

"You won't have Nixon to kick around any more, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference." - Richard Nixon
"You won't have Dantes to kick around any more, because, members of Flame Fans, this is my last post." - Ed Dantes

#157993

By Fumblerooskies - February 20th, 2008, 10:17 pm

- February 20th, 2008, 10:17 pm #157993

How old are you, Ed?

#157997

By mrmacphisto - February 20th, 2008, 10:28 pm

- February 20th, 2008, 10:28 pm #157997

I turn 29 this year and I'm still in it. I anticipate that I'll ride it right into middle age.

#158005

By Fumblerooskies - February 20th, 2008, 10:45 pm

- February 20th, 2008, 10:45 pm #158005

Teaching college kids and hanging out with them keeps you from having it. Works for me.

#158007

By mrmacphisto - February 20th, 2008, 10:47 pm

- February 20th, 2008, 10:47 pm #158007

Fumblerooskies wrote:Teaching college kids and hanging out with them keeps you from having it. Works for me.

I can't vouch for the teaching part, but hanging out with them never helped me.

#158063

By Ed Dantes - February 21st, 2008, 6:50 am

- February 21st, 2008, 6:50 am #158063

26.

"You won't have Nixon to kick around any more, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference." - Richard Nixon
"You won't have Dantes to kick around any more, because, members of Flame Fans, this is my last post." - Ed Dantes

#158074

By RubberMallet - February 21st, 2008, 9:19 am

- February 21st, 2008, 9:19 am #158074

Jesus?

Formerly ishbox.

<--idiot, i guess, per bigsmooth/thepostman

<--smart jerk per bigsmooth

SuperJon wrote: I love dc Talk.

#158082

By Fumblerooskies - February 21st, 2008, 9:54 am

- February 21st, 2008, 9:54 am #158082

Ed Dantes wrote:26.

GEESH

#158090

By ALUmnus - February 21st, 2008, 10:06 am

- February 21st, 2008, 10:06 am #158090

Just resign yourself to the fact that you're a failure and will never amount to anything. Then have kids.

"I always wanted to be the hero of all squirrels; I just thought it'd never happen" - Quack

#158091

By Sly Fox - February 21st, 2008, 10:11 am

- February 21st, 2008, 10:11 am #158091

That way your expectations are low and anything good that happens is awesome (did you see 60 Minutes Sunday on Denmark?).

#158116

By HenryGale - February 21st, 2008, 10:58 am

- February 21st, 2008, 10:58 am #158116

Just so you know...it only gets worse

You are up a river of excrement in a native american water vessel without any means of propulsion

**R.I.P JT 4-28-09**

#158139

By blwall1416 - February 21st, 2008, 11:32 am

- February 21st, 2008, 11:32 am #158139

Aim low.........very, very low....you get surprised more often that way.

#158141

By Hold My Own - February 21st, 2008, 11:34 am

- February 21st, 2008, 11:34 am #158141

if 50 is a convertible then what's 26 a shiny new bicycle?

Sly Fox wrote:In my experience with the Falwell family over the past 30+ years, they have never been shy about stating what they believe and standing by it. If anything it should be on their family crest.

#158150

By RubberMallet - February 21st, 2008, 11:51 am

- February 21st, 2008, 11:51 am #158150

Formerly ishbox.

<--idiot, i guess, per bigsmooth/thepostman

<--smart jerk per bigsmooth

SuperJon wrote: I love dc Talk.

#158158

By Knucklehead - February 21st, 2008, 12:14 pm

- February 21st, 2008, 12:14 pm #158158

Barack Obama is your answer. He will bring CHANGE and solve even this issue!

#158164

By ToTheLeft - February 21st, 2008, 12:37 pm

- February 21st, 2008, 12:37 pm #158164

I keep singing John Mayer every time I see the topic name...

One of the best songs I have ever heard...

Love it...

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#158173

By Cider Jim - February 21st, 2008, 12:55 pm

- February 21st, 2008, 12:55 pm #158173

Ed Dantes wrote:26.

Sorry to hear that, Ed: 26 is definitely the "wrong side of 20" as you are now closer to your 30s than you are your teen years. Time to start shopping for the mid-life crisis vehicle purchase and begin working on your comb-over. If you aren't married by then, forget it, because it's never going to happen; if you are married and your wife is the same age, this is her prime child-bearing years (I'll let the fathers on here explain what that means).

"If Cider hit the books any harder, they'd press charges"--Lefty
"When you’re right you’re right"--Purple
"I shall not participate in many discussions..."

--Fumble (1961-2009), RIP

#158269

By scuzdriver - February 21st, 2008, 4:47 pm

- February 21st, 2008, 4:47 pm #158269

My kid is turning 16. I just found out how much auto insurance is...........

I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. And you're sad cause you're 26. Big Freaking Deal!

#158290

By kel varson - February 21st, 2008, 8:04 pm

- February 21st, 2008, 8:04 pm #158290

Have you tried searching for meaning through drugs?

#158291

By flamesbball84 - February 21st, 2008, 8:09 pm

- February 21st, 2008, 8:09 pm #158291

Cider Jim wrote:
Ed Dantes wrote:26.
Sorry to hear that, Ed: 26 is definitely the "wrong side of 20" as you are now closer to your 30s than you are your teen years. Time to start shopping for the mid-life crisis vehicle purchase and begin working on your comb-over. If you aren't married by then, forget it, because it's never going to happen; if you are married and your wife is the same age, this is her prime child-bearing years (I'll let the fathers on here explain what that means).

One of my friends is 35 and is getting married for the first time!

#158293

By Ed Dantes - February 21st, 2008, 8:20 pm

- February 21st, 2008, 8:20 pm #158293

ALUmnus wrote:Just resign yourself to the fact that you're a failure and will never amount to anything. Then have kids.

That's not a bad idea...

"You won't have Nixon to kick around any more, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference." - Richard Nixon
"You won't have Dantes to kick around any more, because, members of Flame Fans, this is my last post." - Ed Dantes

#158305

By ATrain - February 21st, 2008, 9:57 pm

- February 21st, 2008, 9:57 pm #158305

Its ok Ed, I feel your pain...I'm dreading turning 23 in August.

4:28:2009-RIP Jeff Taylor

PAmedic wrote:you're absolutely right

#158319

By TDDance234 - February 21st, 2008, 11:18 pm

- February 21st, 2008, 11:18 pm #158319

23 wasn't fun for me.. 22 still has some youthful sounding in it, however, 23 just sounds old to me, IMO.

#158320

By jmdickens - February 21st, 2008, 11:22 pm

- February 21st, 2008, 11:22 pm #158320

GET LAID!!! If you're married

cjsweat wrote:Bleacherreport is a very legit source.

#158323

By SuperJon - February 21st, 2008, 11:25 pm

- February 21st, 2008, 11:25 pm #158323

You people are old.