[RubberMallet]

...to protest against the local private golf club

Last night I snuck onto the private golf club near my house, played nine holes. and was sorely dissappointed

so tomorrow i'm going to protest and complain about the shape of the greens and state that they really need to have white sand in their traps if they ever expect me to play there illegally again.

[PAmedic]

You could call it "Day without Illegal Golfers" though it would help if you translate it into Spanish first.

Then demand your rights as a non-member of the club to meals and shower facilities.

Let us know how that all works out for you.

[El Scorcho]

I know the club you speak of. I'm a member. Although, the fees are rather high. I've been considering dropping my membership, leaving the club property and then just sneaking in to play. It sure would save me some cash.

[Hold My Own]

which club are yall talking about? Boonsy?

[PAmedic]

Euphamism Country Club