A Sea Of Red

#1) Sportscenter anchors inventing catchphrases by opening up to page A12 of the New York Times, closing their eyes and pointing to the first thing they see:
http://deadspin.com/345579/sportscenter ... rase-store

#2) I'll let this one speak for itself:
http://deadspin.com/345965/everything-h ... -important

deadspin is good to go

The stories are pretty funny, however the comments at the bottom also made me laugh...