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Conversation with Jesus

Posted: January 25th, 2008, 5:03 pm
by Fumblerooskies
Subject: A Conversation With Jesus

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting
in my back yard and having a tall glass of tea along with a quiet
conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after particularly
difficult day.

I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"

And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love
they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful,
beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."

I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil."

And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil.
Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad".

I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning
question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of
life? Why am I here?"

He replied: "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your
heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you
some more, Señor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn."

Re: Conversation with Jesus

Posted: January 25th, 2008, 5:11 pm
by adam42381
Fumblerooskies wrote:Subject: A Conversation With Jesus

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting
in my back yard and having a tall glass of tea along with a quiet
conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after particularly
difficult day.

I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"

And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love
they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful,
beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."

I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil."

And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil.
Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad".

I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning
question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of
life? Why am I here?"

He replied: "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your
heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you
some more, Señor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn."


:rofl :rofl :rofl

Posted: January 25th, 2008, 6:39 pm
by 01LUGrad
Much better than the Barbie one. I'll give it a 7/10 on the "forwarded email" scale.

Posted: January 25th, 2008, 9:25 pm
by PAmedic
countdown to SLYFOX entrance in 3, 2, 1 ...

which is better than La Eme discovering your home addy.

If you discover "13" painted on your fence, watch out

Posted: January 25th, 2008, 11:59 pm
by Sly Fox
Today Jesus is mowing your yard. Tomorrow you are paying him rent. :wink: