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Tom Cruise: Still Crazier than Britney Spears

Posted: January 15th, 2008, 11:33 pm
by El Scorcho
It's a long video, but the crazy factor makes it worth watching the entire thing...

http://defamer.com/344987/the-tom-cruis ... you-to-see

Official Scientology material. Get it while it's hot.

Posted: January 15th, 2008, 11:34 pm
by kel varson
I hear he has a home in North Western Virginia. Anyone know if that is true? Actually, I think he has a farm about 15 minutes from where I live. Anyone validate this.

Posted: January 16th, 2008, 1:52 am
by RagingTireFire
~ Black turtleneck? Check

~ Random manic laughing? Check

~ Lots of words strung together with no tangible meaning? Check

~ Messiah complex? Check

~ Allusions to an unrealized utopia where one would be allowed to "romp"? Double check


Yup, thaaaaat's a cult member.

Does he own the 'Mission: Impossible' music now or something?

Posted: January 16th, 2008, 9:25 am
by Rocketfan
kel varson wrote:I hear he has a home in North Western Virginia. Anyone know if that is true? Actually, I think he has a farm about 15 minutes from where I live. Anyone validate this.
I heard he bought a huge home on Smith Mountain lake last year, but thats about it.

Posted: January 16th, 2008, 9:32 am
by LUconn
Did I ever tell anybody here that some cowokers and I had been in contact with some hotshot Scientologist? We did something for him, I can't remember what now. Anyway we had no idea who the guy was, but he took down all of our names and a few weeks later we all received packets, DVDs, and all kinds of Scientology information with a letter that said something like "here is what you are directly responsible for helping us produce". Does this mean I am going to hell?

Posted: January 16th, 2008, 9:41 am
by FlameDad
Fox News is doing a long spot on this vid now
Doocy is incredulous

Posted: January 16th, 2008, 10:01 am
by adam42381
All Hail L. Ron Hubbard and the mighty lord...err...imaginary alien being Xenu...

Posted: January 16th, 2008, 10:04 am
by El Scorcho
LUconn wrote:Does this mean I am going to hell?
In short, yes.

Posted: January 16th, 2008, 10:55 am
by RubberMallet
LUconn wrote:Did I ever tell anybody here that some cowokers and I had been in contact with some hotshot Scientologist? We did something for him, I can't remember what now. Anyway we had no idea who the guy was, but he took down all of our names and a few weeks later we all received packets, DVDs, and all kinds of Scientology information with a letter that said something like "here is what you are directly responsible for helping us produce". Does this mean I am going to hell?
basically....

Posted: January 22nd, 2008, 10:38 pm
by RagingTireFire
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe

If you've seen the Cruise video, you have to see this. For the first time since he was the fat kid in Stand By Me, I enjoy Jerry O'Connell's work.

Posted: January 22nd, 2008, 11:40 pm
by adam42381
RagingTireFire wrote:http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe

If you've seen the Cruise video, you have to see this. For the first time since he was the fat kid in Stand By Me, I enjoy Jerry O'Connell's work.
That was freaking awesome...