A Sea Of Red

MOOOOON RIVER!

January 12, 2008 -- A man who died giving himself a sherry enema has been named the winner of the 2007 Darwin Awards - the annual prize given to idiots who through their own stupidity have removed themselves from the gene pool.

As described in The Post's Weird But True column in October, Michael Warner passed out after injecting three liters of booze up his keister - but the booze kept getting absorbed into his bloodstream. By the next morning, he was dead with a blood-alcohol level of 0.47.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/01122008/ne ... 855853.htm

http://www.darwinawards.com/newsletter/2007.html

... but you DID post it in the courtyard.

according to the darwin site:

May 2004, Texas | Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor... well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party.