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By ToTheLeft
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#142649
Funny Joke, our Econ Prof just told it and got some laughs...
There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments the Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all -

3 good reasons that Jesus was a WOMAN:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.
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By BJWilliams
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#142694
Oh man...I hope I dont bust a gut...
By LUconn
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#142713
This is very blasphemous. I hope this prof is delt with swiftly.
By SuperJon
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#142714
I pray to God that was sarcastic. I think it was, but I didn't know if you had a Tally moment.
By LUconn
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#142716
If true, your prayer was in vain. Which reaks of blasphemy.
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By RagingTireFire
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#142723
LUconn wrote:If true, your prayer was in vain. Which reaks of blasphemy.
Laughing.
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By ToTheLeft
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#142726
SuperJon wrote:I pray to God that was sarcastic. I think it was, but I didn't know if you had a Tally moment.
Yes, it is sarcastic.

Sheesh.

You guys should be more like BJ.
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By flamesbball84
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#142739
that's racist. no arguments for why Jesus was white, or indian (like India indian), or chinese (or any other person of asian decent), or latino??

I demand this professor be fired and required to go to sensitivity training! :lol:
By SuperJon
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#142761
Hey, I was just making sure. I thought the list was funny.
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By ToTheLeft
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#142769
flamesbball84 wrote:that's racist. no arguments for why Jesus was white, or indian (like India indian), or chinese (or any other person of asian decent), or latino??

I demand this professor be fired and required to go to sensitivity training! :lol:
No mention of why he was a man. I think it's sexist.

Not to mention no "Why Jesus Was Gay..." list.
By ALUmnus
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#142830
ToTheLeft wrote:
You guys should be more like BJ.
With all the past alternate personas that totheleft has created, I'm starting to think that totheleft is actually an alternate persona himself, created by and for bj, to guarantee acknowledgement and to be able to conversate with himself, without getting any flack.
BJWilliams wrote:
ToTheLeft wrote:What's a honeymoon, and how do you go on one?
read and aacknowledged...and bonus points if you were being sarcastic here too...in case you weren't...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeymoon
This was taken from the Honeymoon thread. The pieces are slowly coming together, but these two seem to be in bed together, one way or the other.
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By jcmanson
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#142831
:rofl
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By flamesbball84
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#142840
ToTheLeft wrote:
flamesbball84 wrote:that's racist. no arguments for why Jesus was white, or indian (like India indian), or chinese (or any other person of asian decent), or latino??

I demand this professor be fired and required to go to sensitivity training! :lol:
No mention of why he was a man. I think it's sexist.

Not to mention no "Why Jesus Was Gay..." list.
THE PROFESSOR IS A BIGOT!!!!!!!! :lol:
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By Sly Fox
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#142848
There is a funny list of why Jesus was Hispanic that went around a year or so ago. I found a short version:
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN

His first name was Jesus.
He was bilingual.
He was always being harassed by the authorities.
Click Here for Full Story



Oh, and here is another version:
according to Mexicans, Jesus was Mexican because:

1. He did not leave home until he was thirty
2. His mother thought he was God
3. He was convinced that his mother was virgin
Click Here for Full Story

For the record, these were originally passed onto me from my Hispanic side of the family. So this is all done in self-deprecating fashion.

The original post only used a portion of that original joke.
By ALUmnus
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#142853
Don't forget, He traveled through the wilderness/desert.
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By ToTheLeft
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#142863
Alright, let me clear this up, once and for all. -starts looking like Palmerio at the Steroid Hearings-

I, am NOT, and NEVER HAVE BEEN, and NEVER WILL BE, BJWilliams.



Sch14Teen can prove this, but he would rather just laugh at it.
By SuperJon
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#142864
I'm with Schfourteenteen.
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By Schfourteenteen
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#142867
I dont know what anyone is talking about, I think before you presume he is guilty you should give him the benefit of the doubt and allow him time to prove himself.
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By jcmanson
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#142891
Then prove it TTL, if that's even your real name.
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By BJWilliams
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#143064
Ok I am offended more that you would think TTL and I are one and the same than with the joke that started this thread.
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By ToTheLeft
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#143065
BJWilliams wrote:Ok I am offended more that you would think TTL and I are one and the same than with the joke that started this thread.
Imagine how I feel...
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By ToTheLeft
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#143068
jcmanson wrote:Then prove it TTL, if that's even your real name.
**Edited to protect the lives of the innocent and those who might wind up working in the Athletic Department some day soon**
Last edited by ToTheLeft on January 8th, 2008, 6:29 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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By BJWilliams
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#143074
and just so we are clear:

Benjamin James "BJ" Williams
Class of 2008
Born in Richmond, VA
Registered email: bjwilliams@liberty.edu
Havent met Sch14teen to my knowledge
Cell Phone # (757) 620-8569 Call me just in case you still dont believe TTL :P

Im pretty sure this was some good old fashioned ribbing but hey I thought Id clear the air since TTL is doing the same :lol:
By Rocketfan
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#143075
BJWilliams wrote:and just so we are clear:

Benjamin James "BJ" Williams
Class of 2008
Born in Richmond, VA
Registered email: bjwilliams@liberty.edu
Havent met Sch14teen to my knowledge
Cell Phone # (757) 620-8569 Call me just in case you still dont believe TTL :P

Im pretty sure this was some good old fashioned ribbing but hey I thought Id clear the air since TTL is doing the same :lol:
I thought BJ was only trying to give his number to high school girls soon to enter LU.....
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By BJWilliams
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#143076
haha...very funny. I'll give it to anyone that actually intends to call me if theyre doin something and not just to call me at 3 AM when Im trying to sleep
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