[LUconn]

Sometimes we are just simply squares.

http://www.ajc.com/news/content/metro/s ... ninja.html

when he sprinted from a ninja-pirate party given by a campus Christian organization to the dining hall wearing a red bandanna across his face.

Sounds like a rockin' party.

[El Scorcho]

Actually, we're not so much squares as we are a year or two behind. The guy who won the Student Body President election at NCSU last year ran on a "Pirate" platform. Yup.