[Rocketfan]

NOVEMBER 5--We're not sure what they're inhaling down in Collier County, Florida, but here's the bizarre "information bulletin" prepared by the local sheriff's intelligence bureau about a purported "new drug" favored by the kids. It's an inhalant called "Jenkem," and causes hallucinations and a "euphoric high." Of course, as the bulletin notes, Jenkem users dislike its sewagey taste, which can last for days. That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like "Butthash" and "Fruit from Crack Pipe." Click here to see a video report on Jenkem, via Breitbart.tv. We've tried to speak with the bulletin's author, Lieutenant Al Ganich, but he has not returned TSG calls. Perhaps he's realized that his "CONFIDENTIAL" September 26 report--which is authentic, according to a sheriff's official--may be itself full of crap. Ganich's alert reminds us of a New York Fire Department memo from a chief who also apparently never heard of snopes.com.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... nkem1.html

[LUconn]

ha, butthash.


On a side note, this board of all boards doesn't have a profanity filter? crazy.

[mrmacphisto]

I'm pretty sure the mods take care of profanity — and near-profanity — manually.

[LUconn]

one time I was trying to describe how mad I was so I typed "ticked off" and it changed it to "ticked off". So really it'll probably change it in this response too.

[jcmanson]

I even typed it with a space between the p and the i, and it still changed on me!

[SuperJon]

It's because I used to always do that with the p space iss. I wonder if two spaces work: p xxx

[** Urination fixation is disturbing - Sly **]

[Fumblerooskies]

Just use this to get your point across.

[ToTheLeft]

Anthony Steel ed me off

[Rocketfan]

" Its better to be ed off than ed on"

[Fumblerooskies]

Very good lads...
...see how easy it is...almost as easy as -ing in the snow!

[mrmacphisto]

The one time I used the word on here, it was changed to peeved.

[Knucklehead]

Just don't say doo doo like FR

[Fumblerooskies]

Just don't say doo doo like FR

...and what's wrong with that? If something is "doo doo" why can't we call it that?

[jcmanson]

Just don't say doo doo like FR

...and what's wrong with that? If something is "doo doo" why can't we call it that?

Because Ron Godwin said we couldn't

[Fumblerooskies]

Because Ron Godwin said we couldn't

I guess "defecation" will have to do...doo.

[SuperJon]

Apparently mine was changed. P iss

[scuzdriver]

Is this all just in the wind?

[ATrain]

You're all missing the most important questions:
Does LUPD approve of the word?
Do we need to question the salvation of each other for using the word?

[LUconn]

In all seriousness, I think everybody has missed the fact that there is one of the "majors" typed out in the first post. And it's still there a day later.

[RagingTireFire]

Shhhh. That was my secret giggle.

[Rocketfan]

In all seriousness, I think everybody has missed the fact that there is one of the "majors" typed out in the first post. And it's still there a day later.

I would have put the over/under of well under 24hours on that one.....

[El Scorcho]

In all seriousness, I think everybody has missed the fact that there is one of the "majors" typed out in the first post. And it's still there a day later.

I would have put the over/under of well under 24hours on that one.....

Don't think I didn't notice it. I, too, was actually wondering how long it would take.

[RubberMallet]

who is the dude on here who hates the word "d-----"

[SuperJon]

Tally.



And Sly.

[LUconn]

we should filter it so that whenever that word is posted it gets changed to enema. It works for both genders, and it's more Lynchburg oriented. Although Fleet does make douches as well, but we're just more of an enema town.