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Posted: **August 27th, 2007, 12:59 pm**

Church Deacon, OU Fan Tears Scrotum Of UT Fan In Bar Fight

OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. -- Aggravated assault charges have been filed against a church deacon and University of Oklahoma Sooners fan after officials say he grabbed a University of Texas fan between the legs during a scuffle in an Oklahoma bar.

More here: http://www.nbc5i.com/sports/13968715/de ... r_headline

Posted: **August 27th, 2007, 1:15 pm**

OU fan first, church deacon second. Scrotum-ripper above all.

Posted: **August 27th, 2007, 3:20 pm**

Posted: **August 27th, 2007, 3:39 pm**

I'm guessing they don't have problems getting people to tithe at that church.

Posted: **August 27th, 2007, 3:40 pm**

Someone call the medic! Don't forget to apply direct pressure.

Posted: **August 27th, 2007, 3:50 pm**

Typical Okie ... er, Land Thief ... er, Dirt Burglar.

Posted: **August 27th, 2007, 4:12 pm**

Man, that's a difficult read. It just makes you squirm reading that one graphic paragraph.

Posted: **August 27th, 2007, 5:24 pm**

We don't have a icon of someone looking for his nuts do we?

Posted: **August 27th, 2007, 6:42 pm**

The headline is just wrong on a lot of levels. Deacon, bar, scrotum all in the same line.

Posted: **August 27th, 2007, 7:39 pm**

The OU fan obviously misunderstood the doctor when told a handful of nuts a day are good for you.

Posted: **August 28th, 2007, 1:36 am**

Seriously is it so hard to buy a dart board and have other people over so youre not in a bar? This guys a moron... Youd expect grabbers from Radford but this is just nuts

Posted: **August 29th, 2007, 12:41 am**

Schfourteenteen wrote:this is just nuts

Literally.

Posted: **August 29th, 2007, 5:50 pm**

Tell me if you've heard this one........A deacon walks into a bar......

Posted: **August 29th, 2007, 7:38 pm**

scuzdriver wrote:Tell me if you've heard this one........A deacon walks into a bar......

I think that's from an old Dennis Swanberg routine, isn't it?

Posted: **August 29th, 2007, 8:39 pm**

There's a saying...according to my dad...

...is that the difference between Methodist and Baptist deacons is that the Methodist deacon will speak to you in the A-B-C Store...

Posted: **August 30th, 2007, 12:05 am**

scuzdriver wrote:Someone call the medic! Don't forget to apply direct pressure.

NO

I'd hand you a towel and instruct you on how to apply direct pressure.

Posted: **August 30th, 2007, 11:45 am**

That's when you give the towel to the pt and tell him to apply direct pressure himself! (I've had this same kind of situation a couple of times) I think it's more embarrassing for the pt than anything. Having a bunch of fireman standing around looking at a ripped sac, all going ooooooh that's got to hurt bro! Then trying not to laugh.

Remember, there is no sex in ems!