Church Deacon, OU Fan Tears Scrotum Of UT Fan In Bar Fight

Church Deacon, OU Fan Tears Scrotum Of UT Fan In Bar Fight#104838

By El Scorcho - August 27th, 2007, 12:59 pm

- August 27th, 2007, 12:59 pm #104838

Church Deacon, OU Fan Tears Scrotum Of UT Fan In Bar Fight

OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. -- Aggravated assault charges have been filed against a church deacon and University of Oklahoma Sooners fan after officials say he grabbed a University of Texas fan between the legs during a scuffle in an Oklahoma bar.

More here: http://www.nbc5i.com/sports/13968715/de ... r_headline

"With the threat of hell hanging over my head like a halo..."

#104845

By RagingTireFire - August 27th, 2007, 1:15 pm

- August 27th, 2007, 1:15 pm #104845

OU fan first, church deacon second. Scrotum-ripper above all.

Is this mercy-killing or cross-pollenation?
Only the strawberry knows.

#104858

By thesportscritic - August 27th, 2007, 3:20 pm

- August 27th, 2007, 3:20 pm #104858

JT

#104859

By Innocent Bystander - August 27th, 2007, 3:39 pm

- August 27th, 2007, 3:39 pm #104859

I'm guessing they don't have problems getting people to tithe at that church.

#104860

By scuzdriver - August 27th, 2007, 3:40 pm

- August 27th, 2007, 3:40 pm #104860

Someone call the medic! Don't forget to apply direct pressure.

#104863

By Sly Fox - August 27th, 2007, 3:50 pm

- August 27th, 2007, 3:50 pm #104863

Typical Okie ... er, Land Thief ... er, Dirt Burglar.

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#104867

By LUconn - August 27th, 2007, 4:12 pm

- August 27th, 2007, 4:12 pm #104867

Man, that's a difficult read. It just makes you squirm reading that one graphic paragraph.

*please disregard this post if dated before 2017 and accept my apologies*

#104875

By 4everfsu - August 27th, 2007, 5:24 pm

- August 27th, 2007, 5:24 pm #104875

We don't have a icon of someone looking for his nuts do we?

#104882

By SeoulFlame - August 27th, 2007, 6:42 pm

- August 27th, 2007, 6:42 pm #104882

The headline is just wrong on a lot of levels. Deacon, bar, scrotum all in the same line.

#104893

By Fumblerooskies - August 27th, 2007, 7:39 pm

- August 27th, 2007, 7:39 pm #104893

The OU fan obviously misunderstood the doctor when told a handful of nuts a day are good for you.

#104948

By Schfourteenteen - August 28th, 2007, 1:36 am

- August 28th, 2007, 1:36 am #104948

Seriously is it so hard to buy a dart board and have other people over so youre not in a bar? This guys a moron... Youd expect grabbers from Radford but this is just nuts

#105200

By mrmacphisto - August 29th, 2007, 12:41 am

- August 29th, 2007, 12:41 am #105200

Schfourteenteen wrote:this is just nuts

Literally.

#105385

By scuzdriver - August 29th, 2007, 5:50 pm

- August 29th, 2007, 5:50 pm #105385

Tell me if you've heard this one........A deacon walks into a bar......

#105394

By mrmacphisto - August 29th, 2007, 7:38 pm

- August 29th, 2007, 7:38 pm #105394

scuzdriver wrote:Tell me if you've heard this one........A deacon walks into a bar......

I think that's from an old Dennis Swanberg routine, isn't it?

#105401

By Fumblerooskies - August 29th, 2007, 8:39 pm

- August 29th, 2007, 8:39 pm #105401

There's a saying...according to my dad...

...is that the difference between Methodist and Baptist deacons is that the Methodist deacon will speak to you in the A-B-C Store...

#105442

By PAmedic - August 30th, 2007, 12:05 am

- August 30th, 2007, 12:05 am #105442

scuzdriver wrote:Someone call the medic! Don't forget to apply direct pressure.

NO

I'd hand you a towel and instruct you on how to apply direct pressure.

JLFJR wrote:Thanks for your input, PA! Very helpful.

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#105531

By scuzdriver - August 30th, 2007, 11:45 am

- August 30th, 2007, 11:45 am #105531

That's when you give the towel to the pt and tell him to apply direct pressure himself! (I've had this same kind of situation a couple of times) I think it's more embarrassing for the pt than anything. Having a bunch of fireman standing around looking at a ripped sac, all going ooooooh that's got to hurt bro! Then trying not to laugh.

Remember, there is no sex in ems!