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Bill Murray busted for DUI...in a golf cart
Posted: August 23rd, 2007, 7:08 am
by 01LUGrad
Actor Bill Murray was stopped by police in Stockholm when they found him cruising down the road in a golf cart, Swedish police said yesterday.
Police officers spotted the 56-year-old actor-comedian early Sunday in the slow-moving vehicle and noticed he smelled of alcohol when they pulled him over, said Detective Inspector Christer Holmlund.
http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0 ... 90,00.html
I know DUI is no laughing matter, but in a golf cart? That might explain why Caddy Shack was so funny.
Posted: August 23rd, 2007, 8:18 am
by shukcb04
i know a guy that used to have major drinking problems. we he would golf he'd always be drunk and one time he got busted for DUI on a golf cart after he drove it into a lake on the course hahaha. thankfully he's got the drinking under control now though.
Posted: August 23rd, 2007, 8:24 am
by LUconn
he's only 56? I'd have guessed 60s
Posted: August 23rd, 2007, 8:38 am
by bigsmooth
caddyshack is one of the funniest movies ever. i love it. a baby ruth anyone??
Posted: August 23rd, 2007, 9:40 am
by TylerBakersGonnaBGreat
shukcb04 wrote:i know a guy that used to have major drinking problems. we he would golf he'd always be drunk and one time he got busted for DUI on a golf cart after he drove it into a lake on the course hahaha. thankfully he's got the drinking under control now though.
Did he go to Radford?
Posted: August 23rd, 2007, 9:48 am
by Fumblerooskies
ITS IN THE HOLE....ITS IN THE HOLE!
Posted: August 23rd, 2007, 9:57 am
by Realist
Here is my encounter with Bill Murray in Denver:
Me: Enters elevator
Me: Notices Bill Murray beside me in elevator
Me: Hey, you're Bill Murray
Bill Murray: Yep
Me: Cool
Bill Murray: Yep
Posted: August 23rd, 2007, 12:28 pm
by whmatthews
I have an encounter as well.
The family wanted to go deep sea fishing one winter of the coast of Charleston SC. Couldn't find a boat that would go out. One guy said he could take us out on a boat if the owner said it was okay. He called him up and the owner said it would be fine.
The owner... Bill Murray.
Posted: August 23rd, 2007, 12:54 pm
by shukcb04
TylerBakersGonnaBGreat wrote:shukcb04 wrote:i know a guy that used to have major drinking problems. we he would golf he'd always be drunk and one time he got busted for DUI on a golf cart after he drove it into a lake on the course hahaha. thankfully he's got the drinking under control now though.
Did he go to Radford?
no, he didnt go to college
Posted: August 23rd, 2007, 1:41 pm
by RagingTireFire
shukcb04 wrote:TylerBakersGonnaBGreat wrote:shukcb04 wrote:i know a guy that used to have major drinking problems. we he would golf he'd always be drunk and one time he got busted for DUI on a golf cart after he drove it into a lake on the course hahaha. thankfully he's got the drinking under control now though.
Did he go to Radford?
no, he didnt go to college
Same difference.
Posted: August 23rd, 2007, 1:42 pm
by shukcb04
RagingTireFire wrote:shukcb04 wrote:TylerBakersGonnaBGreat wrote:
Did he go to Radford?
no, he didnt go to college
Same difference.
LOL hahaha
Posted: August 23rd, 2007, 2:57 pm
by Purple Haize
So apparently instead of hoppping a fast train to Tibet to be a Looper, a jock , pro, caddy for the Dalail Lama himself. Very impressive the Lama, gold chains flowing robes, bald, Striking the Lama is. He decided to get on a cart in Stockholm and look for Ty's pool or pond. Whatever, as long as it wet. Maybe he was also smoking some of the grass he was growing that was part Kentucky Blue Grass part sesamia and you could play 36 holes on it in the morning and then get stoned to the bejeezers with it at nite.
Now he can get out of jail and you can hear the CBS announcers "here he is, Cinderella story, former convict/grounds keeper now about to become the Master's champion. He's about 190 yds from the green, looks like he's got about a nine iron. Oh he got all of that one, he got all of that............IT'S in the hole, its in the hole. What a miraculous shot." So he's got THAT going for him, which is nice
Posted: August 23rd, 2007, 7:07 pm
by Cider Jim
Bill Murray had so many good movies--What About Bob? (filmed at Smith Mountain Lake), Ground Hog Day, Stripes (for the hags). But at least he wasn't riding a John Deer lawn mower.
Posted: August 23rd, 2007, 7:17 pm
by RagingTireFire
Purple Haize wrote:So apparently instead of hoppping a fast train to Tibet to be a Looper, a jock , pro, caddy for the Dalail Lama himself. Very impressive the Lama, gold chains flowing robes, bald, Striking the Lama is. He decided to get on a cart in Stockholm and look for Ty's pool or pond. Whatever, as long as it wet. Maybe he was also smoking some of the grass he was growing that was part Kentucky Blue Grass part sesamia and you could play 36 holes on it in the morning and then get stoned to the bejeezers with it at nite.
Now he can get out of jail and you can hear the CBS announcers "here he is, Cinderella story, former convict/grounds keeper now about to become the Master's champion. He's about 190 yds from the green, looks like he's got about a nine iron. Oh he got all of that one, he got all of that............IT'S in the hole, its in the hole. What a miraculous shot." So he's got THAT going for him, which is nice
Wow. Eleven whole posts before the obligatory Caddyshack reference. That must be a new record.
Posted: August 23rd, 2007, 9:06 pm
by whmatthews
Don't forget the Ghostbusters movies and Meatballs.
Posted: August 23rd, 2007, 11:31 pm
by mrmacphisto
Is it wrong that this made me more of a Bill Murray fan?
U don't even wanna know where these were pulled out of
Posted: August 24th, 2007, 9:29 am
by Purple Haize
I do believe have Caddyshack memorized. Other great lines
"It just doesn't matter" - Meatballs
"Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning." - Stripes
"Don't drive angry, you're driving angry" - Groundhog day
"Have you tried staples?" - Scroodged
"Back off big guy, that might work with the chicks but not with me" - Scroodged
"I wanted to get you off but this is ridiculous" - Ghostbusters
" Blockbuster- Des Moines" = The Man who knew too little
"Do you sail? I sail, I'm a sailor" - What about bob
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I" - What about bob
"Let's show this prehistoric &%$ we do things downtown!- Ghostbusters
"Alright, virgins to the left, non-virgins to the right. " - Meatballs
Bank Guard: What the Hell kind of clown are you?
The crying on the inside kind, I guess. - Quick Change
Boy, you must really think I'm stupid or something.
Ahh, no one would call you stupid, to your face. - Tootsie
She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers . . . four feet above her covers - Ghostbusters
I'm a stalker in a Tauruas - Broken Flowers
Don't be mean to me, I just wanted to flirt with you - Life Aquatic
Have you tasted yourself lately - Garfield
After farting "Oh well, out with the old in with the new" - Osmosis Jones
A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags - Charlies Angels
I must be in love, I just lied about my sign - Larger than life
You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels - Kingpin
Oh sir! You forgot your map! And our millions of dollars - Quick Change
I think I need a root canal. I definitely need a long, slow root canal - Little Shop of Horrors
Oh Come on, there's ALWAYS room for Jello - Ghostbusters 2
You must be the short depressed kid we ordered - Meatballs
all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! -Meatballs
We're soldiers; but we're American soldiers. We've been kickin' jerk for 200 years. We're 10 and 1. - Stripes
"Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer. " - Stripes
"C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia" - Stripes
And my ALL TIME FAVORITE
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do its usually something unusual
Posted: August 24th, 2007, 10:14 am
by LUconn
Too bad he's reduced himself to doing "dark" comedies. You know, the comedies that aren't remotely funny.
Posted: August 24th, 2007, 10:32 am
by RagingTireFire
LUconn wrote:Too bad he's reduced himself to doing "dark" comedies. You know, the comedies that aren't remotely funny.
Just because you don't get it doesn't mean it's not funny.
Posted: August 24th, 2007, 10:46 am
by LUconn
and in chimes a comedy snob who assumes if I don't think it's funny, I must not "get it". I understand why things in these movies are supposed to be funny. They just aren't.
Posted: August 24th, 2007, 10:59 am
by RagingTireFire
LUconn wrote: They just aren't.
Because?
Posted: August 24th, 2007, 2:20 pm
by Purple Haize
So it looks like we are having a fight shape up between the following crowds:
Lost in Translation
The Life Aquatic
Rushmore
Broken Flowers
VS
Stripes
Meatballs
Caddyshack
What about Bob
Posted: August 24th, 2007, 2:33 pm
by LUconn
RagingTireFire wrote:LUconn wrote: They just aren't.
Because?
sounds like a dissertation worthy question.
Posted: August 24th, 2007, 2:56 pm
by El Scorcho
I'm in both camps. Figure that out.
Posted: August 24th, 2007, 3:13 pm
by RagingTireFire
Indeed. If something "is intended to be funny", then by definition, there is at least one person that found the thing funny in the first place. If someone else does not find it funny, then that person can be reasonably said to "not get it". That's not an insult, just a statement of fact.
Is what constitutes "funny" determined by the originator of the joke or the recipient? Can comedy be defined by mass appeal? The fact is that what constitutes "funny" is much like what constitutes "beautiful" or "delicious". So, just because you (you, me, anyone) say something isn't funny doesn't mean that it's so.