- August 24th, 2007, 9:29 am
#104199
I do believe have Caddyshack memorized. Other great lines
"It just doesn't matter" - Meatballs
"Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning." - Stripes
"Don't drive angry, you're driving angry" - Groundhog day
"Have you tried staples?" - Scroodged
"Back off big guy, that might work with the chicks but not with me" - Scroodged
"I wanted to get you off but this is ridiculous" - Ghostbusters
" Blockbuster- Des Moines" = The Man who knew too little
"Do you sail? I sail, I'm a sailor" - What about bob
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I" - What about bob
"Let's show this prehistoric &%$ we do things downtown!- Ghostbusters
"Alright, virgins to the left, non-virgins to the right. " - Meatballs
Bank Guard: What the Hell kind of clown are you?
The crying on the inside kind, I guess. - Quick Change
Boy, you must really think I'm stupid or something.
Ahh, no one would call you stupid, to your face. - Tootsie
She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers . . . four feet above her covers - Ghostbusters
I'm a stalker in a Tauruas - Broken Flowers
Don't be mean to me, I just wanted to flirt with you - Life Aquatic
Have you tasted yourself lately - Garfield
After farting "Oh well, out with the old in with the new" - Osmosis Jones
A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags - Charlies Angels
I must be in love, I just lied about my sign - Larger than life
You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels - Kingpin
Oh sir! You forgot your map! And our millions of dollars - Quick Change
I think I need a root canal. I definitely need a long, slow root canal - Little Shop of Horrors
Oh Come on, there's ALWAYS room for Jello - Ghostbusters 2
You must be the short depressed kid we ordered - Meatballs
all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! -Meatballs
We're soldiers; but we're American soldiers. We've been kickin' jerk for 200 years. We're 10 and 1. - Stripes
"Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer. " - Stripes
"C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia" - Stripes
And my ALL TIME FAVORITE
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do its usually something unusual
Potentate of The Dark Side
Aspiring Upward Basketball Coach
Suck on my Funk and Wagnalls! - Unknown