A Sea Of Red

This guy is the definition of the word.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070815/D8R1EBM00.html

As someone who grew up just across the river from Ashland, I can attest that he fits the profile of the locals rather nicely.

...robbed the store of two rolls of change.

hope this was worth it, genius.

At some point the duct tape is going to have to come off. I'm guessing his prison nickname is "Left Brow".

OH it gets much better, Watch the video!

Story and unedited interview with Mr. Genious here: http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/9129056.html#
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I am so tired of the Man trying to keep the amnesiac-intossicated-white brothers down! All this man did was fall on asleep on his couch! Next thing you know, he's spitting white, foamy, phlegmy blood! And the worst part is, he don't look like no duct tape bandit!
FREE KAZEE! NO JUSTICE NO PEACE! LIVE 101!

the best part..."this however is not the victim"...

RagingTireFire wrote:I am so tired of the Man trying to keep the amnesiac-intossicated-white brothers down! All this man did was fall on asleep on his couch! Next thing you know, he's spitting white, foamy, phlegmy blood! And the worst part is, he don't look like no duct tape bandit!
FREE KAZEE! NO JUSTICE NO PEACE! LIVE 101!

BEST POST IN WEEKS!

this is priceless, I saw this on the local news yesterday i think...words cannot describe how stupid that guy is...he had to have been high or wasted to think of that idiotic idea

PAmedic wrote:

...robbed the store of two rolls of change.

hope this was worth it, genius.

Wow! I never saw that one in the 1001 uses for duct tape book!

Sly Fox wrote:As someone who grew up just across the river from Ashland, I can attest that he fits the profile of the locals rather nicely.

Dude!! I'm LIVING just across the river from Ashland KY. Where'd you grow up?

Wheelersburg

And just when you thought humanity couldn't sink to lower levels of stupidity...

I don't know. Upon further reflection, I'm thinking of showing up to the tailgate like that. In keeping with the theme, I'll also be bringing two rolls of nickels.

The cover charge is $5, 2 rolls of nickels = $4...where is the other buck coming from? jk

ATrain wrote:The cover charge is $5, 2 rolls of nickels = $4...where is the other buck coming from? jk

Convenience store down the street. Of course, I might show up bleeding and intossicated.

Sly Fox wrote:Wheelersburg

Sciotoville.

Small world. You didn't go to Wheelersburg Baptist, did you?

My dad GulfTX (You know him from FFF as well) was the pastor of Wheelersburg Baptist from 1973-1981 before we moved to Illinois. Do you go to Berean? My parents went to both WBC & Berean a couple of weeks ago to visit with all of the people from back in the day.

Sly Fox wrote:My dad GulfTX (You know him from FFF as well) was the pastor of Wheelersburg Baptist from 1973-1981 before we moved to Illinois. Do you go to Berean? My parents went to both WBC & Berean a couple of weeks ago to visit with all of the people from back in the day.

We used to go to Berean. We're members at Greenup First Baptist now (since I'm not pastoring for now).

My wife's grandmother went to WBC until she died about six years ago. I think my wife knows your dad -- she used to go there when they visited up here.

What was her name? I probably know her too.

I still have tons of great friends in both Wheelersburg & Portsmouth.

My wife's grandmother was Faye Womack. Up until ten years ago, her husband went there, too, but he never joined.

this thread now in the running for most hopelessly


from Duct taped robbery suspects to Ohioan churches. nicely done, boys.

on a side note, I now know that Ohio borders Kentucky. So there WAS a lesson to be learned here, after all.

thank you for that.