A Sea Of Red

So, since I joined this website it has made me laugh very hard on more than several occasions. I want to hear all the one liners, quotes, GMTM's etc. I know we used to have a Quote of the Day but i'm asking for All time favorite quotes from users.

Based on your signature and mine, filmguy, I think eagle eye Bryson has to be the leader in great quotations: he's a keen observer & evaluator of humanity and the human condition.

Bryson's had a few good ones, but nowhere near the best. It's generally Medic, LUconn, or Lib.