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Jacko to move to Virginia
Posted: July 3rd, 2007, 4:06 pm
by Rocketfan
Michael Jackson is moving to … Los Angeles? Europe? The moon?
None of the above. Jackson is evidently on his way to a rental in Virginia.
Yes, Virginia, there is a Jacko.
Could things get stranger? You say no, but I say yes. Here’s another Jacko headline, and it’s right on the money from my very good sources.
The failing, ailing, falling pop star was supposed to appear on the BET Awards a week ago. However, when the show producers approached his people (Raymone Bain and Grace Rwaramba, the nanny), they were told Jackson was too incapacitated to appear.
Jackson’s people will go crazy when they read this today, but it’s 100 percent true. The BET Awards are produced by Ron Weisner, an old Jackson friend who was on the scene with Freddy DeMann during the "Thriller" era.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,287837,00.html
Posted: July 4th, 2007, 3:42 pm
by BrysOn_G
boy (little boy that is), that's a "thriller."
Posted: July 4th, 2007, 5:23 pm
by JDUB
just saw it on the news. now all the little boys in VA will have to live in fear
Posted: July 5th, 2007, 2:22 am
by RagingTireFire
Nice article. I especially like how it fails to mention exactly where in Virginia. It's like Virginia is just some random city or something.
Posted: July 5th, 2007, 7:07 am
by 01LUGrad
WAVY and WVEC reported last night that the "lucky" city is Virginia Beach.
This is scary! A little back story...I was born in Gary, Indiana, also Jacko's hometown. The man is following me!
Posted: July 5th, 2007, 10:34 am
by RagingTireFire
If he offers you a teddy bear and a towel you should run away immediately.
Posted: July 5th, 2007, 10:48 am
by Fumblerooskies
Good...Glad to have him. Send him down to the Portsmouth area. Maybe he'll eat some 12 year old nuts and die...
...of food poisoning.
Posted: July 5th, 2007, 2:11 pm
by BrysOn_G
Fumblerooskies wrote:Good...Glad to have him. Send him down to the Portsmouth area. Maybe he'll eat some 12 year old nuts and die...
...of food poisoning.
i can't believe i just read this...
but i'm glad i did.
Posted: July 5th, 2007, 2:15 pm
by Cider Jim
Well, let's just say that I hope he knows better than to go to WEST Virginia.
Posted: July 5th, 2007, 4:21 pm
by 01LUGrad
Fumblerooskies wrote:Good...Glad to have him. Send him down to the Portsmouth area. Maybe he'll eat some 12 year old nuts and die...
...of food poisoning.
I am seriously trying to give you the benefit of the doubt on this one, Fumble, but I just don't know...
Posted: July 5th, 2007, 5:36 pm
by JDUB
Fumblerooskies wrote:Good...Glad to have him. Send him down to the Portsmouth area. Maybe he'll eat some 12 year old nuts and die...
...of food poisoning.
wow.
Posted: July 5th, 2007, 7:41 pm
by thesportscritic
thats nuts.
Posted: July 5th, 2007, 8:48 pm
by BJWilliams
Fumblerooskies wrote:Good...Glad to have him. Send him down to the Portsmouth area. Maybe he'll eat some 12 year old nuts and die...
...of food poisoning.
Now that is somebody whose bushes Id avoid...not to mention if he moves to Portsmouth, Im moving to Lynchburg.
Posted: July 6th, 2007, 5:41 am
by Fumblerooskies
thesportscritic wrote:thats nuts.
No...that's PEANUTS. Perhaps I should have been a little clearer.
Posted: July 6th, 2007, 9:08 am
by thesportscritic
Fumblerooskies wrote:thesportscritic wrote:thats nuts.
No...that's PEANUTS. Perhaps I should have been a little clearer.
i meant that it nuts that jackson is moving to VA.