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People are always staring at my sister

Posted: June 27th, 2007, 1:51 pm
by LUconn
My sister was getting a McFlurry at the McDonald's over by Target earlier today. She was pulling out of the parking lot when this dude lays on the throttle and pulls up behind her, trying to intimidate her or something. It was at this time that I called her to let her know that the orphanage really loved they toys she bought for them. She had me on speaker phone as she wanted to be hands free. Right then a horde of wasps flew in her car and was trying to sting her. She enevitably had to swerve from lane to lane in the struggle. She then looked at the phone to make sure I hadn't hung up and she noticed the guy in the lane right next to her was just drooling over her. He practically had his head hanging out of his window.

I'd be lying if I said I've never checked out a girl in the next lane. However, I always keep my focus on my wife. This is getting really old for my sis. She almost got sideswiped 2 different times on her way to Busch Gardens recently.

I guess the issue is folks who don't have enough will power to not lust. They don't have enough to be with 1 woman at a time. I can't take it anymore!!
:furious :frustrated :banghead :furious :frustrated :banghead :furious :frustrated :banghead :furious :frustrated :banghead

Posted: June 27th, 2007, 1:52 pm
by Libertine
--- Edit: Just read Knuckle's thread. Never mind. ---

Posted: June 27th, 2007, 1:54 pm
by jcmanson
LUConn, you are a funny man. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: People are always staring at my sister

Posted: June 27th, 2007, 1:58 pm
by Knucklehead
LUconn wrote:My sister was getting a McFlurry at the McDonald's over by Target earlier today. She was pulling out of the parking lot when this dude lays on the throttle and pulls up behind her, trying to intimidate her or something. It was at this time that I called her to let her know that the orphanage really loved they toys she bought for them. She had me on speaker phone as she wanted to be hands free. Right then a horde of wasps flew in her car and was trying to sting her. She enevitably had to swerve from lane to lane in the struggle. She then looked at the phone to make sure I hadn't hung up and she noticed the guy in the lane right next to her was just drooling over her. He practically had his head hanging out of his window.

I'd be lying if I said I've never checked out a girl in the next lane. However, I always keep my focus on my wife. This is getting really old for my sis. She almost got sideswiped 2 different times on her way to Busch Gardens recently.

I guess the issue is folks who don't have enough will power to not lust. They don't have enough to be with 1 woman at a time. I can't take it anymore!!
:furious :frustrated :banghead :furious :frustrated :banghead :furious :frustrated :banghead :furious :frustrated :banghead
Did she mention that they guy's wife and four kids were gawking too? :lol: :lol:

Great try, and very funny! Tell your sis she's a horrible driver! :lol:

Posted: June 27th, 2007, 2:07 pm
by Knucklehead
Image

Who'd want to look at your sister anyway? :lol:

Posted: June 27th, 2007, 2:10 pm
by JDUB
you guys are crackin me up

Posted: June 27th, 2007, 2:10 pm
by Fumblerooskies
Does it matter where you get your appetite so long as you're home for dinner?

Posted: June 27th, 2007, 2:14 pm
by The Rock
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: June 27th, 2007, 2:16 pm
by Libertine
Fumblerooskies wrote:Does it matter where you get your appetite so long as you're home for dinner?
:lol: :lol:

I would guess not, so long as you eat what's on the table.

Posted: June 27th, 2007, 2:25 pm
by Knucklehead
Libertine wrote:
Fumblerooskies wrote:Does it matter where you get your appetite so long as you're home for dinner?
:lol: :lol:

I would guess not, so long as you eat what's on the table.
Please STOP NOW!

Posted: June 27th, 2007, 3:27 pm
by Rocketfan
Knucklehead wrote:
Libertine wrote:
Fumblerooskies wrote:Does it matter where you get your appetite so long as you're home for dinner?
:lol: :lol:

I would guess not, so long as you eat what's on the table.
Please STOP NOW!
Where is Mallett with his "Pie" Line......

Posted: June 28th, 2007, 1:19 pm
by mrmacphisto
Ugly Betty notwithstanding...

:needspics

Posted: June 28th, 2007, 1:52 pm
by LUconn
sorry, I don't really have a sister. :typing