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What a way to die
Posted: June 20th, 2007, 7:18 pm
by SuperJon
Two people died early this morning after they apparently fell off a four-story building across the street from Finlay Park, Columbia police say.
A taxi driver found a man and a woman in their early 20s - neither wearing any clothes - lying in the street in front of the building in the 900 block of Laurel Street, police spokeswoman, Sgt. Florence McCants said.
http://www.thestate.com/136/story/97081.html
Posted: June 20th, 2007, 7:19 pm
by Fumblerooskies
Must.
Not.
Comment.
Posted: June 20th, 2007, 7:20 pm
by SuperJon
I bet they weren't experts in celibacy.
Posted: June 20th, 2007, 7:25 pm
by bucksweepjax
From the article:
"She said police can only speculate at this point what they might have been doing on the roof."
I dont think they'll need Colombo, or even Jimmy Rockford, to figure that part out.
Posted: June 20th, 2007, 7:31 pm
by Fumblerooskies
From what I heard, the fall did not kill them.
Posted: June 20th, 2007, 8:19 pm
by ATrain
wow...thats about all I can say right now
Posted: June 22nd, 2007, 4:15 pm
by FlameNForest
Fumblerooskies wrote:From what I heard, the fall did not kill them.
STD?
Posted: June 22nd, 2007, 4:22 pm
by Fumblerooskies
FlameNForest wrote:Fumblerooskies wrote:From what I heard, the fall did not kill them.
STD?
Nope...
...it was that sudden stop at the end of the fall which got them. Either that...or the dude was trying to live out the name of Bruce Willis' new movie...