A Sea Of Red

A fireman was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a
little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the
sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing
a fireman's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The fireman walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire
truck," he said with admiration. “Thanks,” the girl replied. The fireman
looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's
collar and to the cat's testicles. “Little Partner,” the fireman said, "I
don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope
around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right Partner, but then I wouldn't have a siren.

bada bing

oldie but a goodie

(and probably one of the cleanest ones )

nice one fumble. i've never heard that joke.

i bet that little girl could get an equally as good siren by stepping on sj's bigtoe right about now...

Only difference is then she'd be dead.

There was a fire in an apartment building across from a blonde's house. The blonde called the fire department to report the fire.

When asked by the dispatcher, "How do we get there?" The blonde replied....
..."DUH...Big red truck..."

two male and female greek stone statues had been in a garden for many years. they were stuck in a position where their fingers were almost touching, but just not quite. eye to eye, naked, and never able to move an inch.

one day an angel came down and said, "these statues have just really been toughing things out standing here naked, almost touching, looking into each others eyes. i think i will turn them to humans for an hour and a half." so the angel did.

the angel said, "ok, you have an hour and a half to do anything you want... ready... GO!"

the two statues quickly jumped behind the nearest bush. strange noises starting coming from the bush and branches began shaking wildly. they came out 20 mins later all sweaty and panting, with big smiles on their faces.

the angel said, whoa, hang on a second... you two still have an hour and 10 mins. what else are you going to do?!

the male statue said to the female statue, "alright, this time you hold down one of those stupid pigeons and i'll poop on it!!!"


yeah yeah... i know... not a firefighter joke, but i just couldnt resist.