A Sea Of Red

Posted: **April 24th, 2007, 1:55 pm**

Who said these boots were made for walkin'?

Posted: **April 24th, 2007, 1:58 pm**

take jeff foxworthy out and thats a good pic!

Posted: **April 24th, 2007, 2:12 pm**

jeff: you might be an [idiot] if... you WOULDN'T dress up in a skirt and white cowboy boots to be this close to this group of 2-legged deer.

on a side note, take foxworthy out of that pictue, and i might not only start to believe in speaking in tongues... but i might just do it! shonda-la-honda-bonda!

Posted: **April 24th, 2007, 2:50 pm**

Jeff: I think many men are thanking God that my skirt is not as short or as tight as their shorts!!!

Posted: **April 24th, 2007, 2:51 pm**

I'm not wearing any underwear....

Posted: **April 24th, 2007, 2:57 pm**

That chick just grabbed my

Posted: **April 24th, 2007, 3:05 pm**

Foxworthy needs to follow Broadway Joe's lead and put on some pantyhose to darken up those white legs of his.

Posted: **April 24th, 2007, 3:13 pm**

"Yeah, I'm wearing a skirt. I also parlayed one tired joke into a sitcom, a movie franchise, a radio show, multiple endorsement deals and international fame worth, quite literally, millions of dollars. And now, I am standing here getting my picture taken with 10 of the hottest chicks on the planet. And I'm not wearing pants. So, who's laughing now?"

Posted: **April 24th, 2007, 3:37 pm**

Lib, you're right: Foxworthy is laughing all the way to the bank. Not bad for a boy from the backwoods of Georgia.

Posted: **April 24th, 2007, 3:56 pm**

Jeff-"Yes I am wearing a skirt, but let me explain, I plan on consuming so much beer tonight that i will be so drunk I wont be able to get my pants undone to go to the bathroom... So i just wear this, no underwear, and Im GREAT... As far as the boots go... They are just comfortable"

Posted: **April 24th, 2007, 4:05 pm**

Anybody see his "So You Think You Are Smarter than a 5th Grader?" gameshow on Thursday nights? That's some great television--and shows just how ignorant the adult American public really is.

Sample Question: How many U.S. states border the Pacific Ocean? (go ahead and guess, I dare you).

Posted: **April 24th, 2007, 4:09 pm**

What is FIVE, Alex?

Posted: **April 24th, 2007, 4:10 pm**

Correct, Fumble--you remembered Alaska & Hawaii, didn't you? Yes, you are definitely Quiz Bowl material.

Posted: **April 24th, 2007, 4:12 pm**

Of course.

Posted: **April 24th, 2007, 4:54 pm**

Im guessing most folks would automatically assume 3 (Oregon, California and Washington)

Posted: **April 24th, 2007, 8:23 pm**

"LIBERTINE, you WISH your legs were this tan"

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Posted: **April 24th, 2007, 9:35 pm**

"You think they have connections with Irvin? I need a fix.."

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