- September 24th, 2015, 10:35 pm
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PAmedic wrote:We aren't the hottest dude but we really really really wanna go to the senior prom. So we've been asking this chick that we figured we could definitely get. She's not super hot, more like office hot. Well maybe more like the chick in Pretty in Pink that wasn't popular, but she's good with cars or something.
Anyway... we're all set to go, got the tux, rented the limo- we're just waiting for this chick to confirm. And nobody else asked her so this is all but in the bag.
Then we find that while we were stepped out for a smoke, this chick goes and slums around the 9th grade lockers and picks up the first freshman she finds. I mean, the kid isn't ready- doesn't have a tux or even a dress shirt or nice shoes, but she asks HIM instead.
Obviously we hit the ceiling, call her a skank and never talk to her again. Then we get hammered and run her down to everyone else at the bar.
/endofstory
Yacht Rock wrote:I'll be the first to say that if Coastal is what the SB considers #FBSReady then we dodged a bullet.
This is basically like that time you asked a girl to prom and she turned you down. For a few days you felt sad but then you walked up behind her and saw her eating her own boogers when nobody was looking.
At that point you realize, "I'm glad that didn't work out."
flamesfilmguy wrote:a wise roommate of mine once made analogies this way and I think it applies here: The sun belt turning us down and going after Coastal is like having the prettiest girl in school tell you she wants you to ask her to prom but instead of asking her, you ask her not as good looking friend instead because she has a much more fun personality. in this analogy We are the prettiest girl in school. Money wise, Facilities wise and so on. We have one major detraction though, our mission, Coastal is the friend with the better personality but not as good of looks. They fit what the sun belt wants without having the detraction of a controversial mission.
Cider Jim wrote:Sly's right--we knocked off JMU in the playoffs, and now even the Sun Belt message board guys want to dance with us. To use Super's often-used analogy, we're no longer the ugly girl at the prom; our braces and pig tails are gone, and now we're the homecoming queen:
http://csnbbs.com/thread-715743.html
R i wrote:Enter SuperJon with the ugly girl at prom illustration.
sigmo7 wrote:but i reckon some people will put there tux on the day of the prom and hope the mean girl calls right at the last minute after he first few options cancel.
if we follow in the footsteps of most teams that move up we will be sucking hind tit for a while. i would prefer to suck the hind tit on the biggest sow we can latch on to. not just any tit available. we aren't gonna starve to death. we still have the BSC to nurse us along
jlread wrote:I've always Loved the WAC Idea. Jerry's vision was from Sea to Shining Sea....Let's Go national!!! Not to mention the WAC is like an Ugly girl that's easy to Pickup for the Prom...(unchristian like analogy,,,,Apologies )
SuperJon wrote:We're with the girl that we know we're better than but we can't leave her because we don't want to be alone. The first chance that we find out that another girl is interested, we're bailing on our current girl. Is the new one what we ultimately want? Probably not. Oh well. YOLO, right?
SuperJon wrote:Someone earlier described it great, but I'm going to tweak what they said: We are the ugly, overweight freshman who started working out, learned how to dress, and started looking good by his senior year but when it got time to ask the cheerleader to prom, he got so nervous because he wasn't used to having a shot with girls like her that he did one small thing to shoot himself in the foot and cost him the date.
SuperJon wrote:Here's what you don't realize - we, the fans, aren't happy that we had to take the chick from the math team to the prom. We would've much rather taken the hot cheerleader. The thing is, the chick from the math team is who said yes, and right now, the cheerleader already has a date. Until there's a chance for us to get a date with the cheerleader, we've got to make due with the chick from the math team as best as possible. At least next year she gets contacts and the braces come off.
El Scorcho wrote:There are no hot girls waiting for us to ask them to the prom. We're taking the ugly one. Every year. Deal with it.
Ed Dantes wrote:I'm torn. It's would be like going to the prom with the fat girl and have to sit with the rest of the mutants at table nine http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... ble%20nine. I'd just as soon blow the whole thing off...
Hold My Own wrote:Has anyone seen that commercial where the winner of the prom queen is a girl nobody expected? For whatever reason that comes to mind when I read Beej's post