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Houston!

Posted: August 4th, 2015, 8:13 pm
by alabama24
We all know how awesome and wonderful Huston is, thanks to evangelist Sly Fox. Here is another fine example of this shining light:
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2015/08/ ... tcmp=hpbt3

Re: Houston!

Posted: August 4th, 2015, 11:21 pm
by Sly Fox
For the record, I extol the greatness of the Lone Star State. I live in suburban Houston and have my house for sale to move to exurban Houston. Inside the city limits, the government is being controlled by liberals as evidenced by the election of our notorious mayor.

Every place has its bad apples.

Re: Houston!

Posted: August 5th, 2015, 7:24 am
by thepostman
I thought Houston was free of bad apples!!?? That is what I was led to believe anyways. My world has now been shattered.

Re: Houston!

Posted: August 5th, 2015, 8:54 am
by ATrain
thepostman wrote:I thought Houston was free of bad apples!!?? That is what I was led to believe anyways. My world has now been shattered.
All the cool kids in Texas come to Dallas. We're not free of bad apples, our streets are not paved with gold and the Trinity River isn't made of milk and honey like the way Sly sells South Texas, but I'll take the Metroplex over the swamp that can't handle a little rain and freaks out at the tiniest tropical storm any day.

Re: Houston!

Posted: August 5th, 2015, 10:18 am
by Sly Fox
As my daughter says, Whatevs ...

Re: Houston!

Posted: August 5th, 2015, 11:59 am
by SuperJon
I'm pretty sure the cool kids are in Austin.

Re: Houston!

Posted: August 5th, 2015, 12:03 pm
by Purple Haize
I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who wants to move to Texas. Or AZ. Or NV

Re: Houston!

Posted: August 5th, 2015, 12:03 pm
by flamesfilmguy
But we all know the two best towns in TX are San Antonio and DFW :)

Re: Houston!

Posted: August 5th, 2015, 12:07 pm
by ATrain
SuperJon wrote:I'm pretty sure the cool kids are in Austin.
No, that's where the weird ones are and they try and keep it that way :P

FFG is right

Re: Houston!

Posted: August 5th, 2015, 12:50 pm
by jack_sparrow81
Purple Haize wrote:I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who wants to move to Texas. Or AZ. Or NV
I'm in the same boat Haize-Virginia or Texas.

Re: Houston!

Posted: August 5th, 2015, 12:53 pm
by flamesfilmguy
I have a short list of states I'd live in. TX and GA are the top 2. then VA, NC, and TN. lol

Re: Houston!

Posted: August 5th, 2015, 1:00 pm
by SuperJon
If it doesn't border North Carolina, I'm not so sure I want to live there.

Re: Houston!

Posted: August 5th, 2015, 1:24 pm
by Sly Fox
SJ speaks the truth when it comes to Texas. Austin is on a whole other level. I personally enjoy San Antonio as well. But the Metroplex reminds me of NOVA West with an extra dose or two of pretention for good measure. Although I admit that I am somewhat down with Fort Worth altghough that is changing as it begins to become more like its big haired and overdressed sister to the east.