- September 5th, 2006, 11:15 am
#28602
A Flames fan used to amuse himself by trying to scare every Radford fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their obnoxious red and green tartan Radford colors. He would swerve his car as if to hit them, and then he would swerve back on the road just before hitting them.
One day, as the Flames fan was driving along, he saw a pastor walking on the side of the road. He thought he would do a good thing and pull over to offer him a ride. He asked the pastor "Where are you going, Preacher?"
"I'm going to a service at TRBC, about ten miles down the road," replied the pastor. "No problem, preacher! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!"
The preacher climbed into the back seat, and the Flames fan continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw an Radford fan strutting down the side of the road and instinctively, swerved as if to hit him. But as usual, just in time, he swerved back to the road, barely missing the guy. Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD.
Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors, but he didn't see anything. He then remembered the pastor in the back seat, and turned to say "I'm sorry, Preacher, I almost hit that Radford fan.
"That's OK" replied the pastor. "I got him with the door.
One day, as the Flames fan was driving along, he saw a pastor walking on the side of the road. He thought he would do a good thing and pull over to offer him a ride. He asked the pastor "Where are you going, Preacher?"
"I'm going to a service at TRBC, about ten miles down the road," replied the pastor. "No problem, preacher! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!"
The preacher climbed into the back seat, and the Flames fan continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw an Radford fan strutting down the side of the road and instinctively, swerved as if to hit him. But as usual, just in time, he swerved back to the road, barely missing the guy. Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD.
Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors, but he didn't see anything. He then remembered the pastor in the back seat, and turned to say "I'm sorry, Preacher, I almost hit that Radford fan.
"That's OK" replied the pastor. "I got him with the door.
Isaiah 33:1
Woe to you, O destroyer, you who have not been destroyed!
Woe to you, O traitor, you who have not been betrayed!
Woe to you, O destroyer, you who have not been destroyed!
Woe to you, O traitor, you who have not been betrayed!