- September 1st, 2006, 11:21 pm
#28242
Not sure if this has been posted on this board but someone sent this to me, from some page on myspace
1. You ever proposed to someone or knew someone who was proposed to on the spirit rock
2. You know where the Donald Duck Bottling Company was, but have never seen a bottle from the place
3. You thought open dorms was the social event of the semester
4. You've thrown marshmallows at a football game
5. You went to "Bible Lab" at Thomas Road Baptist Church on Sunday morning for one of Dr. Towns's classes but never stayed for the morning worship service
6. You've spent a relaxing evening at the Texas Inn (a.k.a. the T-Room)
7. You know all three verses of Victory in Jesus
8. You've ever been run down by a televangelist in a black Suburban
9. WWJD stands for "When Will Jerry Diet?"
10. The term "Jerry's Kids" has nothing to do with a disease
11. You've learned more about tithing than your major
12. You think the place has gotten liberal since you graduated
13. You know the truth is out there, but the Champion isn't allowed to print it
14. You don't remember the football team ever winning
15. You've eaten in a place affectionally called "The Rot"
16. You have to go to Roanoke to sin
17. The closest you've ever been to living in a trailer park involved the dorms on the circle
18. You've gotten sick on convocation days to avoid cleaning your room
19. You've had a professor trying to find you a date
20. Most of the alcoholic beverages you drank in college came in a bottle marked "Nyquil"
21. After you tell people where you went to college, you follow it up with the phrase "it wasn't that bad."
22. You know what your dorm number was, but have no idea what its name was
23. You've heard many times how to start a Baptist Church with 35 charter members
24. You've "gotten some action" on the mansion lawn, the pit, or a sports field
25. "The furnace" has nothing to do with heat
26. You parked your car at Walmart and had to sneak onto campus via the railroad tracks.
27. Friday night entertainment included: Movies 10, The Drowsey or Percivals and a late night event (Hockey or Roller blading)
28. You hung out at David's Place...your freshmen year only
29. You know who Gary, aka "The ..1 Fan" is
30. You don't know the school fight song
31. There was only one band: the Liberty Noise
32. Your greatest fear was getting caught talking to your girlfriend/boyfriend at his/her dorm window.
33. The Bald Spot had nothing to do with your professors hair
34. Your first beer made you feel like a seasoned convict
35. You got saved. Each year. Once a semester
36. You envied Lynchburg College and Randy Mac for their curfew
37. Northerners: Waffle House was a "You Might Be A Redneck" nightmare come true
38. Southerners: You learnd what "Pop" means
39. Anyone who drank a beer at a party was going to hell
40. You skipped class to hang out on the wall
1. You ever proposed to someone or knew someone who was proposed to on the spirit rock
2. You know where the Donald Duck Bottling Company was, but have never seen a bottle from the place
3. You thought open dorms was the social event of the semester
4. You've thrown marshmallows at a football game
5. You went to "Bible Lab" at Thomas Road Baptist Church on Sunday morning for one of Dr. Towns's classes but never stayed for the morning worship service
6. You've spent a relaxing evening at the Texas Inn (a.k.a. the T-Room)
7. You know all three verses of Victory in Jesus
8. You've ever been run down by a televangelist in a black Suburban
9. WWJD stands for "When Will Jerry Diet?"
10. The term "Jerry's Kids" has nothing to do with a disease
11. You've learned more about tithing than your major
12. You think the place has gotten liberal since you graduated
13. You know the truth is out there, but the Champion isn't allowed to print it
14. You don't remember the football team ever winning
15. You've eaten in a place affectionally called "The Rot"
16. You have to go to Roanoke to sin
17. The closest you've ever been to living in a trailer park involved the dorms on the circle
18. You've gotten sick on convocation days to avoid cleaning your room
19. You've had a professor trying to find you a date
20. Most of the alcoholic beverages you drank in college came in a bottle marked "Nyquil"
21. After you tell people where you went to college, you follow it up with the phrase "it wasn't that bad."
22. You know what your dorm number was, but have no idea what its name was
23. You've heard many times how to start a Baptist Church with 35 charter members
24. You've "gotten some action" on the mansion lawn, the pit, or a sports field
25. "The furnace" has nothing to do with heat
26. You parked your car at Walmart and had to sneak onto campus via the railroad tracks.
27. Friday night entertainment included: Movies 10, The Drowsey or Percivals and a late night event (Hockey or Roller blading)
28. You hung out at David's Place...your freshmen year only
29. You know who Gary, aka "The ..1 Fan" is
30. You don't know the school fight song
31. There was only one band: the Liberty Noise
32. Your greatest fear was getting caught talking to your girlfriend/boyfriend at his/her dorm window.
33. The Bald Spot had nothing to do with your professors hair
34. Your first beer made you feel like a seasoned convict
35. You got saved. Each year. Once a semester
36. You envied Lynchburg College and Randy Mac for their curfew
37. Northerners: Waffle House was a "You Might Be A Redneck" nightmare come true
38. Southerners: You learnd what "Pop" means
39. Anyone who drank a beer at a party was going to hell
40. You skipped class to hang out on the wall
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