A Sea Of Red

I need something to distract my attention so please get this thread going at a rapid pace.

Nope. Not doing it. I refuse.

The only thing better than one girl is two

And I am hoping my girlfriend does not see this comment

jbock13 wrote:The only thing better than one girlfriend is two

Are you kidding? I can barely afford one.

SuperJon wrote:

jbock13 wrote:The only thing better than one girlfriend is two

Are you kidding? I can barely afford one.

That's why I saved up my money lol. Nah I'm kidding I would never been such a sleezeball haha

Was Brad Paisley singing about BJ?

It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my mac
In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/pais ... 22297.html

Cider Jim wrote:Was Brad Paisley singing about BJ?

It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my mac
In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/pais ... 22297.html

Post of the day!!! Great find. BJ? Do you know Brad Paisley?

Oh I can definitely afford a girl friend. I just can't afford a girl friend AND an ex wife lol

BJ have you thought about eHarmony? Zoosk? AdultFriendFinder?

"I've got a good wife, and I've got a good girlfriend. But now I'm staring at these hotel walls."

I forget what song that's from, but if anyone on here wrote it, attribute it to yourself.

I do not know Brad Paisley (be great if I got to meet him though...he has some good music). For what its worth, I decided to be honest with my girlfriend. The fact that you decided to start a discussion on here about this instead of talking to me first about it and getting the whole story speaks volumes about the character of some on this board...

HAH

fan-friggin'-tastic

it's sexy time fo shizzle

A little advice... go for the blondes

BJWilliams wrote:I do not know Brad Paisley (be great if I got to meet him though...he has some good music). For what its worth, I decided to be honest with my girlfriend. The fact that you decided to start a discussion on here about this instead of talking to me first about it and getting the whole story speaks volumes about the character of some on this board...

Should we start your own thread like Asa? BJ - Come on - Character? You posted a reply to a young lady on Facebook that was asking for a date? You know Facebook is public, right? People can see your post when you put them on the wall? Not suggesting you are trying to hook-up, but you had to know someone would pick that up and run with it, right?

Oh I did...but I also expect that people would have the decency to talk to me and get the whole story. my girlfriend knows that I have other friends (some of them female like Ms Olivia) and she knows that I will go out of my way to help my friends in any way possible (hanging out with them or whatever is best suited for the situation and is not in potential violation of local, state, federal law or the Liberty Way). If HMO had talked to me first about it and then posted then I certainly would have laughed along because I know the whole story and he would know the whole story as well.

You're fine BJ. There is no need for the full story - IT WAS A JOKE!! If it was truly a bad situation or HMO thought he was outing you - I'm sure he wouldn't have posted it. We all don't know much on this board, but most, I guess, would not question your innocence (We would, have and will exploit how gullible you are;)

Now now BJ...post what you have been saying in PM's! You said it your self this was all in good fun so dont play the victim card...we have enough people doing that in other threads Not to mention I really think we've perfected your resume and I'd hate to have to add 'victim' to it....I just really think it would hurt the flow. PS anything on public domain of mine is fair game as well...feel free to post some of the posts between me and my baby mama's...lol..and if you do want to keep secrets you might be the worst EVER at it....your handle on here is YOUR NAME! LoL...not a good move for privacy

Not to mention BJ she's crazy hot...post some of her other pics and everyone who ISNT talking to her are the idiots.


Carry on with the captions


Edit: "Official PIMP card holder" has been added to your resume though....I think it was the missing piece

Agreed. She is not unattractive. I would however advise against calling someone Ms Olivia. As PAMEDIC can attest, those types of ladies wear a lot of leather and carry whips!
And when you say friends....make sure you don't use the words 'with' and 'benefits' in the same sentence!

I use Mr or Ms (or Mrs if that person is married) because I have that kind of respect for people (my parents trained me up right).

BJWilliams wrote:I use Mr or Ms (or Mrs if that person is married) because I have that kind of respect for people (my parents trained me up right).

Mine did to BJ, but I'm pretty sure peers are alright to be refereed to as just their name. Makes then seem old when you call them that. If I see Haize, I wouldn't say, "Hey, what's up Mr. Haize" - I would say "Hey, what's up Haize". Now if i saw his father walking down the street, I might say, "Good evening Mr. Haize".

Now when it comes to the opposite sex - I have always believed that by referring to someone I have interest in - the times I have added Ms. to it lowered my chances by at least 98% in actually getting a date (There was this one time where the lady was older, and married...oh, but that's another story - I should have reinforced Mrs. to her).

Call them by just their name and soon we could be adding a MRS. BJ on to this site

prototype wrote:

BJWilliams wrote:I use Mr or Ms (or Mrs if that person is married) because I have that kind of respect for people (my parents trained me up right).

Call them by just their name and soon we could be adding a MRS. BJ on to this site

Not. Going. To. Really. Want. Too. It's A. Right. There. Must. Resist

... or you could just be there for her and win her over. Doesn't always work but it did for me Love is patient...

thats straight pimpin right thurr homey. you've got to have nuts the size of casaba melons to be that pimp.

keep on hustlin bj...keep hustlin.

don't let these haters trip.

BJWilliams wrote:Oh I did...but I also expect that people would have the decency to talk to me and get the whole story. my girlfriend knows that I have other friends (some of them female like Ms Olivia) and she knows that I will go out of my way to help my friends in any way possible (hanging out with them or whatever is best suited for the situation and is not in potential violation of local, state, federal law or the Liberty Way). If HMO had talked to me first about it and then posted then I certainly would have laughed along because I know the whole story and he would know the whole story as well.

Va. Code Ann. § 18.2-346 Being a prostitute or prostitution....

I am only kidding

(shakes head) that's why I said what I said (the part you ended up bolding)

seriously bj, that put you up a few notches in my book stop while you are ahead.