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Pennsylvania Man Charged Again for Putting Ribs in Pants

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CARLISLE, Pa. – A central Pennsylvania man has been charged for a second time with trying to steal a rack of ribs by shoving them down his pants.

Carlisle police told The Sentinel newspaper that 65-year-old Donald Noone tried to hide about $20 worth of ribs in his pants on Sunday. Police said he attempted to pull the same stunt on May 22 at a local supermarket and pleaded guilty to retail theft and public drunkenness.

Police said since this is the second alleged offense, the theft charge will be considered a second-degree misdemeanor.

There was not a listed telephone number for Donald Noone in Carlisle and he could not immediately be reached for comment.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/08/29/pe ... z1WSsL4kDP

I believe I saw on "World's Most Dumbest Criminals" on TruTV, lots of interesting things that got stuffed in people's pants trying to steal...

Disclaimer: I only watch the criminals version, not the others.