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cbs3.com wrote:Mar 26, 2010 11:00 pm US/Eastern
Police: Drunk Pa. Man Tried To 'Revive' Opossum



PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) ― State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

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This merits bringing the out of mothballs.

PUNXSUTAWNEY?

The drunk guy probably thought he was reviving the town's most famous resident,
PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL (the famous groundhog in the Bill Murray movie, Groundhog Day).