[Sly Fox]

... were you working this weekend?

Mar 26, 2010 11:00 pm US/Eastern
Police: Drunk Pa. Man Tried To 'Revive' Opossum



PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) ― State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

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This merits bringing the out of mothballs.

[Cider Jim]

PUNXSUTAWNEY?

The drunk guy probably thought he was reviving the town's most famous resident,
PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL (the famous groundhog in the Bill Murray movie, Groundhog Day).